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cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/41161455
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TIL I’m part of Jesus’s spank bank.
He came once about 2000 years ago, and he still hasn’t had his second coming.
Talk about gooning
That’s a helluva refractory period.
No nut Millennium.
Praise be to the coming of the lord!
I have a sexual harassment claim against a carpenter from Judaea.
Transcription
A church sign in front of a brick church displaying the US flag. The sign is from the Chunky Baptist Church. It reads:
Jesus came with you on his mind
Chunk**y** :)
Whoops. Thanks, fixed.
Aw, Jesus, no need to be coy. I’m DTF any time.
Sorry Jesus, we’re just friends.
The crossover between the lyrics of church hymns and KISS songs is bonkers.
I’d hate to see Creamy Baptist Church’s sign.
I’m not offended, but I want Jesus to know that I’m not interested.
There’s one on the way to my parents’ house that says “Behold! I come quickly!” And on the other side it says “I will come again! Be ye ready!”
Tried these lines on my wife and it kinda killed the mood tbh
