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    The loud-ass beeping is terrific, it sure would be awful if I could hear anything in the actual video

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    Their M.O. is to order food, eat and then proceed to arrest anyone brown, so good news they shoo’ed them out!

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    Do they have a fetish for having their food spit in? Because I can’t think of any reason to go to a Mexican joint while employed with ICE and not expecting that.

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      It’s called “scouting the area.” They’ll be back, simply because the owners and patrons didn’t do their composting duties the very moment they stepped in.

      Notice every single one of these nazis had cameras, lidar, and supersonar.

      I pray they are 200% prepared for the raid&bombing.

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      yea, KAROLINE leavitt recently was seen eating at one. and ICE agents have fetish for asian wives, specifically filipina wives. probably because caucasian food isnt really food, or culturally based, its just stolen form others.

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        Never heard of the French, the culture that gave the world the word “cuisine”?

        Not that that means anyone “stole” anything from the French, just that your statement was as dumb as it was racist.

        Now if you had said a lot of north American cooking is boring and relies way too much on sugar and factories or smothering the food in pre-made sauces to hide its blandness, making other cultures’ cooking really stand out here, I’d agree with that.

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        No need to shit on my grandmother’s recipe for galumpkis like that.

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        Yea, Caucasian food only includes things like pizza, which as we all know, is universally hated and enjoyed by no one around the globe. Italian food? French food? All garbage!

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        Speak for yourself, the food I grew up with is bloody delicious and definitely not “stolen”

      • I swear, white dudes be going to China just to fulfill their Asian Fetish.

        Look at Serpentza and Laowhy86, two of the most obnoxious China-content youtubers.

        Serpentza said “America is the best country in the world” in a video published in December 2024, after trump won the election.

        Cringe af lol, fitting for a white south african

        Like their video titles are just filled with red flags.

        Examples from Serpentza’s videos: (keep in mind they can change titles, so the title might be different right now)

        He had one video titled: “Are Chinese Men Cowards?” Like excuse me what the fuck is that title? Okay he answered no in the video, but wtf even is this type of title? Engagement baiting af.

        He also had one titled: “Are Chinese Girls Easy?” I mean… need more examples? This is self explanatory right?

        I mean, a lot of their criticism of PRC are legit, but like still… these dudes are really closeted fetishists and kinda subconscious racist… not surprising for conservatives.

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          funny thing in “china” is the reverse, basically they love have white/westerners around because it makes chinese businesses look “legitimate”, usually around

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          if you read between the lines they pretty much fell into english-teacher equivalent of sweatshop their first few years in china and was lucky to get out-- subconsciously fucked up relation with china is expected.

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    May every single ICE agent be ostracized this much for the rest of their sad, insecure lives

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    I just imagine it like an old western where they walk into the restaurant and everyone stops talking at the same time, slowly turns and stares, and the man on the piano closes up the piano and skeedaddles…

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      To be in ICE and think Mexican is the move for lunch, and in full kit at that… That is a special kind of special.

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          It’s that whole attitude of pulling the ladder up behind you. “I got mine” mentality. Just because you somehow scratched a bit of priviledge gives you no right to condemn those who have none. Yes, I’m cis male white as rice, and I believe no one has a right to have wealth, connections, race, gender, sexuality, etc. to give them benefit over anyone else. If we really believed that hard work gets someone anywhere, we’d start with the same budgets in schooling, healthcare, etc.

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    If I found out an acquaintance is or was an agent with ICE, I would never be friendly to them again.

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    I am amazed that any ICE agent ever buys restaurant food. The amount of trust they’re putting into that chef is reckless.

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      There aren’t any recruitment requirements, no significant test to pass. I understand their agents aren’t sharpest tools in the shed and probably have some kind of superiority complex “nobody would dare”.

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    We all need to start collectively working on our insult game.

    Yelling “fuck you” and “go home” over and over again is something these people can train themselves to ignore. People need to start roasting them like insult comics.

    And remember to address key sore spots: domestic abuse, fragile masculinity and daddy issues.


    And for some quick inspiration, consider the following exchanges from a recent episode of Shoresy…

    “Wanna talk about a terrible call? Your mom FaceTimed me when I was watching videos on my phone with Liam’s mom.”

    “You should download DuoLingo on there for when the EU skates circles around you in six languages.”

    “Heard the EU’s game plan: Fee fi fo fum, stick it right up Shoresy’s bum.”

    “EU outscored opponents 71 to 9, but here come the NOSHO Norstars, WEEW!

    WEEW!

    “You’re just old as fuck, eh?”

    “Gonna get us kicked out of NATO for not contributing anything on defense.”

    “What’s up later? Put on a ballgame and fall asleep in a recliner?”

    “Anything concerning come up in your bloodwork or what?”

    “Get into any good soups lately?”

    “Let’s loosen it up a bit bud, I know that circulation’s a problem at your age.”

    “You a bisque or a chowder guy?”

    “Want me to show ya how to enlarge the font size on your phone ya old fart?”

    “Oh, I’m old? I didn’t want to tell ya this Cor, I knew your mom was old but did you know she lost her virginity at the Calgery Olympics?”

    “Fuck you, Shoresy.”

    “Which is crazy cuz Liam’s mom lost hers to a luger in Lillehammer.”

    “Fuck you, Shoresy.”

    “Fuck you, Liam. Your mom calls me ‘daddy’ so much I feel like I should be taking you out to the yard to throw the old pigskin around.”

    “Fuck you.”

    “Don’t talk to your father like that.”

    “Fuck you, Shoresy.”

    “Uh oh, smells like your mom washed your jersey with her bedsheets.”

    “Fuck you, Shoresy!”

    “Fuck your mom on your 101 Dalmations bedsheets last night Liam.”

    “Fuck you.”

    “Yeah, she was dalmation 102.”

    “Fuck you, Shoresy.”

    “Fuck you, Cory. I bench pressed your mom 40 reps, now she wants me to do it all the time. I’m like ‘Leave me alone, my ice cream’s melting.’”

    “Fuck you!”

    “Your mom says ‘Come to the bedroom, I’m horny.’ I go in there and she’s eating sunflower seeds.”

    “Fuck you, Shoresy!”

    “Fuck you, Cory. I get it. Your mom loves body shots. But not at Chuck E Cheese. Like have some decorum.”

    “Fuck you, Shoresy.”

    “Fuck you, Liam. I told your mom Cory’s mom could open a pop-off with her teeth so she learned how to open a twist-off with her twat.”

    “Fuck you, Shoresy!”

    “Fuck you, Cory. Your mom sticks so many toys up her ass I call her Anal Fissure Price.”

    “Hey Liam, can you give your mom her heartworm medication for me, but make sure you wrap it in a treat or she’ll spit it right back out.”

    “I hope the EU kills you guys.”

    “Aww, I didn’t want to tell you this Liam but I just found your mom’s got more kills than me.”

    “Fuck you!”

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      additional ammo: they peaked in middle school, can’t find the clit, and their children are already planning to go no contact at 18.

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      This old veteran went hard on some sloppy ICE ass, bellowing like a sgt first class the whole time:

      Who did you shoot this time? Who did you shoot this time, you cosplay-triot fuck? I served in the Army for thirteen years to wear that uniform, and your fucking fat ass get 47 days days to wear it because you’re a fucking Meal Team Six, Gravy Seal motherfucker! You couldn’t fucking walk a day in my shoes, you fucking slumbag! Neither could you! Fix that fucking helmet! You look like a fucking soup sandwich! If I was your sergeant I’d give these fucking push in the fucking gut now, you fucking slumbag motherfuckers! Shoot me, bitch! Shoot me, bitch!

      By the time he’s yelling Shoot me, bitch! they’re just backing away from him as a group, they can’t take it.

      Reddit link:
      https://old.reddit.com/r/minnesota/comments/1qdxovk/a_veteran_had_some_choice_words_for_icebortac/

      Non-Reddit alternative:
      https://redlib.catsarch.com/r/minnesota/comments/1qdxovk/a_veteran_had_some_choice_words_for_icebortac/

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        That whole speech is great, but “You look like a fucking soup sandwich!” has got to be one of the funniest insults I’ve heard in a while. I’m definitely keeping that for the right moment.

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      “This one’s still mad his sister refused to give him a handjob in 7th grade.”

      “Nice mask, it really highlights your wife beater eyes.”

      “This is what I was talking about, little Billy. C’s get degrees, D’s get you gestures whatever these manlets are.”

      “So this is what insecurity looks like.”

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      “This is why your sister cheats on you”

      “Better let them have the kid’s menu, they don’t read so good.”

      “See how he’s dressed? That’s how you know he’s ashamed of his dick”.

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      Yeah. What seems to.pretty consistently make them run for the hills isn’t insults, but laughter. When people are yelling in fear and anger, fascists feel powerful. But when people laugh, they feel weak and vulnerable.

      It also makes it a lot harder for them to justify violence. You say they need to be hanged and they’ll claim you were threatening them and kill you. But it’s harder to make that argument when there’s video of a crowd laughing at mockery.

      Why do you think Trump hates comedians so much?

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    Doesn’t stop them from trying to escalate soon. St. Paul’s getting hit hard, same with Minneapolis. But even the suburbs. I’m glad they walked out empty handed though. Resist.

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    Fucking amateur hour dude… these are supposed to be UNITED STATES FEDERAL AGENTS. I can’t believe the eponymous Gravy Seals are now a standard for federal employment.

    Are we great again yet?

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        I’m pretty sure we’re not seeing any white supremacist hate groups in these cities because they all just joined ICE.

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          Actually, from the data dump of recruits that got leaked, it matches REALLY CLOSELY with known Proud Boys. Enrique Tarrio, Baron von Shithead himself, showed up in the list.

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            The article about the prog/left dude with a minor criminal record that got hired at ice tells you all you need to know about the ICE hiring process.

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      ICE has thrown out their sit-up requirement because they can’t find recruits who can do sit-ups.

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      Have you seen how little vetting goes into ICE recruiting? One VERY anti-trump reporter got accepted into ICE by basically showing up. Didn’t even submit “required” documents and had a background full of anti trump posts. It’s a shit show. These guys are buying their gear at gun shows because they’re so uncoordinated. That’s why they don’t have a real uniform or coordinating outfits.

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        An AI routine also accidentally assumed thousands of applicants were ex-police, so skipped tbeir use of force and firearms training modules.