(Washington DC) As Trump makes comments of āarmadas sailing beautifullyā while threatening Iran, White House watchers are noting a different trend in his speeches, and suspect plagiarism.
On Tuesday, in a speech on banning gun laws, trump said, āIām letting the days go by, Iām not letting the waters hold me back. We have countries dissolvingā¦ countries removingā¦ thereās a country at the bottom of the ocean, Atlantis, I believe, and they have to carry the water on their heads, and itās very heavy.ā
āWell thatās clearly The Talking Heads,ā said Ari Shapiro, from NPR in live commentary on the speech. āHeās even flailing around. This is clearly intended to distract from the dire message banning gun laws.ā
Not so, said Karoline Leavitt at a press conference later Tuesday evening. āThe president is as healthy and clear minded as he has been for years, and will always be the same as he ever was. He is free as a bird now, to lead the American people to victory.ā White House Advisor Steven Miller attempted to then quote Jay-Z, but was stopped by every white person present.
Experts are unsure if the erratic behavior is trump being trump, or if this is an intentional distraction by the White House, as more Epstein files are being released. āI mean, 1,000 monkeys with typewriters, right?ā said one expert who asked not to be named for fear of reprisals. āHow similar the mind of this president is to a 3-day song writing binge on LSD is something Iām sure future generations will study.ā
Not all are worried about the presidentās lyric speech. Leo Sturbgetter, a cow detangler in Alabama, said, āwow, I never thought about how people in Atlantis have all that water over them. Thatās deep. Thatāsā¦ deep. I need to think about this, Iām having a moment.ā
David Bryne could not be reached for comment.
Holy shit this really does work with any David Byrne lyric.
My building has every convenience. It's gonna make life easy for me. It's gonna be easy to get things done. I will relax along with my loved ones. Loved ones, loved ones visit the building.You start a conversation, you can't even finish it. You're talking a lot, but you're not saying anything. When I have nothing to say my lips are sealed, say something once, why say it again?Bill was a man who grew too big. It didn't matter what he did the girls would always run away When everybody laughs at you it can be humiliatingOP youāre a monster.
Iām gonna make you stay up all night because of this, arenāt I?
āI hate people when theyāre not politeā
Steven Miller attempted to then quote Jay-Z, but was stopped by every white person present.
Who do I send the cleaning bill to for this one? My shirt is soaked in tea and snot.
Unfortunately that just counts as one of your 99 problems.
That is deep!
Weāre on a Road to Nowhere
Love from the bottom to the top
