those things ppl use to quit vaping?

I understand your frustration but that something should happen doesn’t mean that expecting it is reasonable. Maybe that might be what she was getting at?

do it

yes

Not smart enough. Shouldn’t be an issue.

ikr

apology accepted and thank you for your consideration.

Lovely boobies. Ty, OP.

I actually had the chance to see these in their natural habitat as a kid. They’re as dopey as they look in pics.

It wasn’t obvious to me, but after this interaction the final image starts making sense.

I mean not that you’re wrong but ummm… how is this realization actionable?

Don’t look at me, I didn’t invent the redundant-headline-meme format, I just perpetuate it.

I try.

What’s the deal with your username?

but…but…but… D:

Are you gatekeeping me from using datass for tiddies? Not cool, bro.

it’s the same face tho

you missed out on the best part of the Alexander The Great one (which is in only in a few of the many versions of the story iirc):

After Alexander the Great is told to move to the side, he was so amused and surprised that not only he did, he said “If I wasn’t Alexander, I would like to be Diogenes” to which Diogenes replied: “If I wasn’t Diogenes, I would also like to be Diogenes.”

:)

Diogenes was a “homeless” ascetic philosopher that radically rejected societal convention. He lived in extreme poverty by choice, living in one of those big market jars and begging. He frequently illustrated his beliefs by publicly mocking or ridiculing other citizens, philosophers and even leaders, and also by doing socially unacceptable things openly in the city square, like taking dumps, pissing and even masturbating. He’s considered on of the founders of cynicism (philosophical school of thought).

There are a lot of colorful stories around him mocking or disrespecting others, the best being the ones @AdolfSchmitler@lemmy.world posted in the other reply and are accurate portrayals of stuff written about him afaik.

Unrelated, but your username is awesome. that is all. carry on.

As a participant, I can say this with authority:

maybe it’s cross-eyed