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It is absolutely not satire. It’s a drooling nethandreal with no higher order thought than “sex sex mine mine!”

Nasty ass loser. trifling ass hentai addict type thought process. I’ve known life-long basement dewllers, they could NEVER be caught acting like this. They’re mostly just awkward and sweet with mild social impairment. Then again none of them are billionaires LMAO. It must be the entitlement of people like this.

You know that image of the greasy neckbeard guy with the ugly hat who lives in his mother’s basement? The one that floats around in everyone’s head at the idea of a 30+ year old man living alone with his mother. That guy will be getting mad pussy. That guy will find genuine companionship with a human. All because they don’t see others as receptacles for procreation.

All of the images, and memes, and greentext horror stories; all of the stereotypical caricatures of creeps. None of that could have prepared me for this. None of them fit the boot. I have never had the hairs on my neck stand up like I just did reading about that.

This guy is the King Kong of creeps. The final boss.

giskksskisig

You cannot touch my hair 😭 I’ll pass out. Like it’s weird. The last time I saw my stylist I fell asleep as soon as he touched my hair

Yes, and please do not be afraid to reach out to people, my DMS are open. Please stay safe!! 💖

tape measuring app trying to charge my poor dad TEN DOLLARS PER WEEK. To measure with his phone camera.

the fuck i would download a house, are you kidding me?

a little bit like this?

shit gonna morph into persecuting queer people real quick.

And then when it’s pointed out a bunch of mfs are gonna say. “Why are you AFRAID?? WhAt aN odd tHinG to sAy!! they’re only going after bad people!”

like shit brother. right on brother. Im sorry. I guess all those 1920’s lynch mobs were only going after criminals too then 🤷‍♂️. Matter of fact I bet no innocent people were hurt, and it wasn’t because of the color of their skin at all. Only criminals! /s