- Most outrageous / unbelievable lies
- Most offensive / dangerous lies
- Most “adult meant it as genuine advice but it’s laughably out of touch” lies
- Lies you wish you still believed
- Lies you took as truth and didn’t question it until you were way too old
“If you eat too many sweets, you’ll get blue intestines.”
No further explanation, but I made damn sure mine didn’t get blue! Also, I tell the same lies to my kids now.
Could be true. How do you even know?
😅. Like, what do I care about the color of my innards?
But what if I wanted them blue?