No. You’re just a lazy bum. You filthy pleb with your stupid sparetime and silly hobbies. Go make money instead, what do you think you were created for?
Nobody wants to work ~~for these salaries ~~
If the answer is yes slow the fuck down
The more essential your job, the less you earn.
This is the first and last thought that runs through my head in a day and while I can honestly say that I am I can always do better and help that line go up.
How dare you. If it’s your last thought then you are clearly not answering the question and thinking about how you can do better afterwards!
the board would like to remind you that this thought should also be running through your head in the middle of the day for sustained motivation and increased profit maximization.
No that’s when I’m fully concentrating on my job I don’t have time for valueless thoughts like this.
You never are
The next 3 months are a pivotal time we are going to need you to work 5x as hard with less pay
Maybe our real friends are the shareholders we worked hard all along.
Perhaps you should regard the concerns of the shareholders as highly as a Musk does.
I can offer Maximum Derek value, and that’s plenty.
Username checks out
Me, free from the clutches of society, having capitalism withdrawl symptoms
Are you free because you are unalive?
For all the problems with tech companies, having a chunk of compensation be in the form of RSUs isn’t the worst idea ever. (I know it’s not specific to tech companies, but it’s generally a very prominent aspect of tech company compensation, Netflix notwithstanding.)
