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einfach_orangensaft@sh.itjust.works to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 12 hours ago

german bedtime stories be like

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german bedtime stories be like

einfach_orangensaft@sh.itjust.works to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 12 hours ago
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    “Well thats enough storys for tonight children goodnight”

    children have existential dread

    They grow up so fastDOTwave

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    Wtf is that translation

  • yermaw@sh.itjust.works
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    20p says the glowing button kills him and he presses it first

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      The translation is a bit off, OP posted the original German version and there it said that the king says not to press the red button, the one that destroys the whole world. So you are right that pressing the button will kill him too.

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        What are you going to do, kill me?

        proceeds to mash button like 80 times

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    It looks like Janosch, but what’s the original? (Can’t be too careful of accidentally upvoting slop)

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      yes its janosch, here is the full orginal page in german

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    Now I gotta read the rest of this story.

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