Fun fact: if you have a vagina you can do a maneuver called “vaginal splinting!” If you’re constipated you can just stick a finger up your vagina (I find using my thumb to be the easiest), and you press on the back wall. You can literally just squeeze the shit out like it’s a tube of toothpaste!
I like to look on the bright side when I can. A penis seems better in many ways and It’s very possible I would have been happier to be born with one naturally (stand to pee when hiking, less random goop, easier to top), but I do also have to remind myself that the vagina has at least a few upsides (splinting, easier to bottom). Many people also like the feature where you get a little copy of yourself but personally I had that patched out.
They’re all memes. Jar-Jar Binks, amogus, a toothpaste shitting out the paste, and Robert Downey Jr. meme on the top row. Big chungus, Peter Griffin, the only one I don’t recognize, and trollface on the bottom.
So… I see a soap dispenser, a really fat rabbit, a weird vaccuum cleaner and a couple of silly putty figurines.
What am I supposed to be looking at?
Fun fact: if you have a vagina you can do a maneuver called “vaginal splinting!” If you’re constipated you can just stick a finger up your vagina (I find using my thumb to be the easiest), and you press on the back wall. You can literally just squeeze the shit out like it’s a tube of toothpaste!
this is either cursed or incredibly handy
once i’ve had my surgery i might try this out (after it’s all healed and well of course!)
i cant tell whether this knowledge makes my dysphoria better or worse
I like to look on the bright side when I can. A penis seems better in many ways and It’s very possible I would have been happier to be born with one naturally (stand to pee when hiking, less random goop, easier to top), but I do also have to remind myself that the vagina has at least a few upsides (splinting, easier to bottom). Many people also like the feature where you get a little copy of yourself but personally I had that patched out.
Less random goop…? ah, periods?
what the fuck that’s sick
the gender neutral vereion of this must be using chopsticks to pull poop out of your own butt
I have no idea whether you’re using the positive or negative connotation of sick but in either case my answer would be “you’re welcome” so.
They’re all memes. Jar-Jar Binks, amogus, a toothpaste shitting out the paste, and Robert Downey Jr. meme on the top row. Big chungus, Peter Griffin, the only one I don’t recognize, and trollface on the bottom.
I…thought that was Sailor Moon
The only one I got was jar jar
What’s worse is the implication that Jar-jar was good character design.
He was, just not for the movie he was in.
I mean Minions can be funny, but you’d never put one in Lord of the Rings.
I think he was but I was the target audience
Lord Jar-Jar is iconic!