• qyron@sopuli.xyz
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    5 days ago

    So… I see a soap dispenser, a really fat rabbit, a weird vaccuum cleaner and a couple of silly putty figurines.

    What am I supposed to be looking at?

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        5 days ago

        Fun fact: if you have a vagina you can do a maneuver called “vaginal splinting!” If you’re constipated you can just stick a finger up your vagina (I find using my thumb to be the easiest), and you press on the back wall. You can literally just squeeze the shit out like it’s a tube of toothpaste!

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          this is either cursed or incredibly handy

          once i’ve had my surgery i might try this out (after it’s all healed and well of course!)

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            4 days ago

            I like to look on the bright side when I can. A penis seems better in many ways and It’s very possible I would have been happier to be born with one naturally (stand to pee when hiking, less random goop, easier to top), but I do also have to remind myself that the vagina has at least a few upsides (splinting, easier to bottom). Many people also like the feature where you get a little copy of yourself but personally I had that patched out.

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          what the fuck that’s sick

          the gender neutral vereion of this must be using chopsticks to pull poop out of your own butt

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            4 days ago

            I have no idea whether you’re using the positive or negative connotation of sick but in either case my answer would be “you’re welcome” so.

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      They’re all memes. Jar-Jar Binks, amogus, a toothpaste shitting out the paste, and Robert Downey Jr. meme on the top row. Big chungus, Peter Griffin, the only one I don’t recognize, and trollface on the bottom.