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QuinnyCoded@sh.itjust.works to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world ·
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wir suchen dich‼️‼️🗣️📢📢

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wir suchen dich‼️‼️🗣️📢📢

QuinnyCoded@sh.itjust.works to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world ·
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  • Deacon@lemmy.world
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    Isn’t it closer to “we are looking for you”?

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      If you take it literally, yes, but it is usually used in a hiring context.

      • Deacon@lemmy.world
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        Thanks. I wasted a year on Duolingo and got very little idioms, just some supposedly common sayings like das is schnee von gestern, oder es kostet nur einen apfel und ein ei.

        Honestly, ich_iel has done more for my understanding than Duolingo did, but it is still almost nil.

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          Careful, Zangendeutsch is a trap for English speakers. Like, not an intentional one, but you have to check the vocab you pick up there.

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      suchen = to search/look for

      and ch doesn’t make a k sound, not even close.

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        Unless you’re a Berliner, but then you have to wonder why your baked goods are talking, and why they insist on being called Pfannkuchen instead.

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        Well it is close, though. A velar fricative versus a velar plosive. Both unvoiced.

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        I’m fairly certain the German ch sound doesn’t exist in English

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          In some areas people pronounce an initial ch as a k, like kina instead china. But apart from that neither of the two actual ch sounds exists in English.

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        Aaah, thanks, I had a hard time to figure out what is supposed to be funny here.

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        and ch doesn’t make a k sound, not even close.

        Go back to school.

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          This is about German, not English

          • lumpenproletariat@quokk.au
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            It is about English, because the whole joke is how it sounds in English.

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          I just so happen to have passed by one of my old schools, what should I do next?

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    Must be a case of this superior sense of humor that we Germans famously do not possess.

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      “ch” is sometimes pronounced “k” in some languages, but then it’s quite rare

      After considering the issue for a while, I think people just really really want to see dicks everywhere

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        people just really really want to see dicks everywhere

        For that, all you need to do is to turn on the TV and watch any news.

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      Delicious warm cock? Sign me up!

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    I never knew the Germans were so open about fellation.

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      They’re not, but it’s the wurst kept secret in all of Europe

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    We’re sucking dick?

    Aah no its german, sorry.

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    Are you confusing H with K?

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      are you fun at parties?

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        Yes. Your point is?

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