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Chippys_mittens@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 days ago

CATTACK

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CATTACK

Chippys_mittens@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 days ago
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    You should never point a gun at something you don’t want to kill. Could have hurt a kitty!

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      Treat all guns as if they’re loaded

      Never point a gun at something you’re not willing to destroy

      Keep your finger off and away from the trigger until you’re ready to fire

      Know your target and what’s behind it, the bullet doesn’t magically stop after hitting your target

      • AeronMelon@lemmy.world
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        the bullet doesn’t magically stop after hitting your target

        The bullet either scientifically stops or scientifically keeps going, depending on the science of the bullet and the gun firing it.

        • anomnom@sh.itjust.works
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          And the target it hits

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        I’ve tried to explain the same thing about cats, but fools never learn.

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          Your cats punch straight through dry wall also?

          • TaterTot@piefed.social
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            If there’s a Churu on the other side

            • MinnesotaGoddam@lemmy.world
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              dude you just woke up my orange

      • MinnesotaGoddam@lemmy.world
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        i’ve been thinking of getting a salt pistol to shoot bugs because those do kind of magically disintegrate with air resistance

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        What if I’m not willing to destroy my carpet, walls, or ceiling?

        • emeralddawn45@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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          Position the target between yourself and an open window.

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    Funny meme but an AI generated gun fucking kills my eyes!

    The nose of the slide and barrel say 1911, the ejection port says Browning Hi Power, the rubber finger grooves of the grip sit in top of the wooden pistol grip, and the laser is somehow attached while the slide has no picatinny rail.

    • Chippys_mittens@lemmy.worldOP
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      I love it

  • Jankatarch@lemmy.world
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    And then shot him with the catnip launcher.

  • Xerxos@lemmy.ml
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    Amateur! Aim at his crotch.

  • Raven@lemmy.org
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    Should have shown them the gun, they would’ve died of cringe by seeing this weird thing.

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    That could be a great “subversion of expectations” scene in a tv show or movie.

  • PixeIOrange@lemmy.world
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    Bring em on!

  • AeronMelon@lemmy.world
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    Rogue vs Beast Master

  • tacosanonymous@mander.xyz
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    My cats go crazy for the dot until it is on another living creature. Full stop.

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