Word to the wise stay the fuck away from women who try to separate you from your friends
Ok that’s 3 minutes, and the rest of the evening?
Good cocktails take make than 3 minutes to enjoy
On an unrelated note, I may now understand JD Vance a tiny bit better.
Where the fuck am I supposed to sit?
I have 2 good suggestions
Yeah… that’s a pretty convincing reason not to leave 😂
She has a point.
Nah, she’s playing too many games expecting the guy to see past that camouflage and take the hint.
She might just be being polite
I’m mostly just impressed
Ok I got little bit distracted.
Source?
Just swipe your credit card and leave.
When you’re dating JD Vance and he wants you to role play as the sofa cushions.
Bah! You beat me to it!
Wonderful
Bonk!
Guys, ill be 5 mins late.
Plenty of time to shower afterwards
5 mins includes the shower
4mins is plunty of time
Why so many downvotes?
Some people dont like “horny posts”
