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resipsaloquitur@lemmy.world to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 10 小时前

Trump Set to Give Major War Update on April Fools’ Day

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Trump Set to Give Major War Update on April Fools’ Day

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resipsaloquitur@lemmy.world to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 10 小时前
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The president is set to address the public directly about the war in Iran for the first time since it began.

cross-posted from: https://lemmings.world/post/43593027

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  • TigerAce@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    That man is a fool every day of the year.

  • Napster153@lemmy.world
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    Bet ya’ll he’ll give an out of season April Fools Joke

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    Every day is April Fools Day with that clown

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      With all due respect to you, but now you are insulting by comparing clowns to criminals

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        Ok, then hes the most criminal clown since John Wayne Gacy

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      He’s a sad april fool’s day clown

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    News like these are the reason why April Fools’ Day is meaningless these days.

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    Fuck it, why not? Everything else this administration does is a joke.

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    He’s gonna suck off Netanyahu live on Fox News

    • D_C@sh.itjust.works
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      Again?

      Ohhhh, live on faux news. Yes, that’s a bit different from last time he had BubbaBibi in that disgusting hole on that disgusting orange face.

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    “I’m stepping down as Pres! I realised I’m a piece of shit that can’t run shit!”

    “april fools!”

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      Time for a court ruling that states saying “april fools” is not sufficient grounds to reverse a valid statement of resignation.

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      I would take permanent psychic damage if this actually occurred

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    This is where he surrenders the US to Russia, right?

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    It’s Thursday before a 3 day weekend. This is when they always release news that tanks the stock market. He’s going to announce boots on the ground, I guarantee it.

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      It’s Wednesday here.

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        Oh shit. My days are off because I just got put on third shift lol.

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      Wouldn’t surprise me if he’s that stupid, in all honesty. I just hope the rest of the world doesn’t go supporting him in fears of becoming the next target. The guy clearly has a desire to ruin USA. It was American voters who elected him. We should just let them get what they wanted. A stupid asshole ruining his own country. Let it happen and avoid getting involved.

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    Were all fools now, at the clown show.

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    A fools april day.

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    Fitting for a fool like him.

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