They talk about what’s going on in their lives. If it weren’t for the ailments, they’d likely have other things to talk about.
My parents don’t talk about their own ailments, they talk about other people’s ailments. They’re pretending that they’re both perfectly healthy, thankyouverymuch.
I can’t wait until people who whine about old people get old and whine about young people.
My goal is to get older and continue supporting the youth.
It seems to be a pretty uncommon goal.
That’s exactly why I cannot fail.
Not their fault. Alzhemirs, dementia, and other such memory ailments are really hard to solve
Not to mention at least two of the ones you listed are why you’d hear the same thing 4 times in a row.
Nah they would just complain about the weather instead
But, don’t you want to hear all about this weird scar I have on my leg?
Have you considered that all things being equal, one day you too will be old?
Yeah, I’m in my 70’s. I can see it coming.
I think you might have a little bit to go yet, enjoy your remaining youth!
Old is relative. When I was 10, 20 was old fart material. Now I am in my 30s, 60 or 70 seems old and I only wish I could go back to my 20s
As you get older, you’ll discover that you’re still 20 on the inside.
I never got above 15 or 16. And I’m nearly in my 40s
I’ve got the big 4 birthday coming very soon. I already have enough ailments to complain about but I’ll wait for now. Not enough time in the day to be bitter about that.





