if the paper turns clear, it’s your window to weight gain!

Remember, if you’re unsure about something, rub it on a piece of paper. If it turns clear, it’s your window to weight gain!

I heard your dad went into a restaurant and ate all the food in the restaurant and they had to close the restaurant.

Gas, brake, honk. Gas, brake, honk. Honk, honk, punch. Gas, gas, gas.

From King sized Homer!

Strong top 5 episodes contender.

Apparently the korean animators, years later, still had kingsize homer drawings around their desks because they all just thought he was hilarious.

The fingers you have used to dial are too fat. To obtain a special dialing wand, mash your hand against the keypad now.

I just want to see “Honk if You’re Horny” in peace!

Ah no the corn! Now Paul Newman’s gonna have my legs broke.

Hey fatty! I got a movie for ya: A Fridge Too Far!

Possibly the best episode ever

honk honk punch

Acelero freno claxon

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