- cross-posted to:
- Memes
- cross-posted to:
- Memes
- BREAKING: Traffic messy as Cybertrucks begin breaking down along nation’s highways - Bits of stained stainless steel everywhere. - And unidentified charred remains… 
 
- Streets littered with blown up cyber trucks. Government may soon be aware of the revolt and launch a counteroffensive. - No need. They will self-destruct in 5…4…3… - the charcuterie panels are flying everywhere slicing things as they go. 
 
 
- cybertruck forming a blockade by breaking down around trump. 
 
- Oh we’re doing Elon Prigozhin crossovers now? :D - Let’s see if it ends in this then  - What’s that he’s pointing at, a drone? - Original for context… Yes, it’s supposed to be a missile  
- Flying haemorrhoid ring? 
- Looks like a bird strike headline in progress 
- Prigozhin joke. 
 
- is this pic another instance of Elon trying to fit in with the geek and nerd community - No this is the result of tech bros with too much AI on their hands - Guilty as charged. In my defense usually all my shitposts are organic and hand made ;) - In this instance I just had my phone at hand and no proper GIMP/Photoshop style app available - This is what ai should be used for 
 
 
 
 
 
 - The hotel is fine - The truck blew up before it could reach the tower. 
- There was some dirt on the road, making the cybertuck uncontrollable. 
 
 
- thankfully it can be stopped by a light rain - And any variation in the terrain. 
 
- We’re going to need a lot of tow trucks. 
- Muskitos? 
- Miles of the most angry archetype of white dads broken down waiting for the same single Tesla charger within 50 miles. I wonder if it’ll hit harder if there’s no engine bay to pretend they’re working on while the tow truck is on the way? 
- I wonder how far a Cybertruck could travel on the electricity it took to generate that A.I. image. - I’m joking. It’d break down before it got that far. 
- They haven’t sold enough Incel Caminos to even make a convoy 
- Muskites - Muskovites? - Musk rats 
- Morons works for me. ‘Gullible Twats’ if I’m being generous. 
 
- Hegseeeeeeeeeeeeth! 
- Musktitties - What a horrible mental image you’ve given me - deleted by creator - is it true that he designed the cybertruck to look like himself? his car child, one might say. 
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I hate you 
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I’m from Kentucky! 
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Fuck you I looked again 
 
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- This is what happens to your body when you obtain infinite resources and have zero mental discipline. - Not shown: pants pissing and chemical-induced schizophrenia. 
 
 
 
- deleted by creator 
- AI slop! 












