• VeryFrugal@sh.itjust.worksEnglish
      92·
      2 days ago

      Higher access to vagina

      Access to new and improved body parts

      Unlimited access to conversation*

      * Restrictions per Terms and Services apply

      • Skullgrid@lemmy.world
        110·
        2 days ago

        Higher access to vagina

        My guy if you want higher access into the vagina, that’s on you, grow a longer dick

        Unlimited access to conversation*

        That comes as part of the base plan. “Access to limiting conversation” would be the subscription bonus

          • Skullgrid@lemmy.world
            15·
            2 days ago

            Are you married? Do you understand the compromises and social management that goes into making a marriage with kids work?

              • Skullgrid@lemmy.world
                12·
                2 days ago

                OK, so you do understand that sometimes one ends up being in an emotionally support role by default, leading to many conversations where you’re assisting the person and sometimes it gets draining. Which is why “unlimited conversation” wouldn’t be in the higher tier, since it doesn’t specify the nature of the conversation.

                Also, I tried to call it out, because there was a thread where some asshole was trying to imply you should feed babies and toddlers (0-3 year olds) vegan diets, they had nothing to do with having their own kids.

                https://lemmy.world/post/41808560/21667181