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M to Shitty Ask Lemmy@lemmy.uhhoh.comEnglish · 2 months ago

my boyfriend texted me "i love yoy". who is yoy? is he cheating on me??

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my boyfriend texted me "i love yoy". who is yoy? is he cheating on me??

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M to Shitty Ask Lemmy@lemmy.uhhoh.comEnglish · 2 months ago
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    Nah, it’s just short for yogurt on you. You best git naked and get creamy. That will probably 100% put a ring on it.

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      It’s possibly “you-on-you”, OP, if you’re willing to clone yourself for some freaky shit at the singularity of incest and masturbation.

      • kate@lemmy.uhhoh.com
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        hell yea

    • ruuster13@lemmy.zip
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      After I git done it’s yayoy, or “yet another yogurt on you”

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      Git says naked is not a git command! What do I do? He will be here in thirty minutes!

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    he was trying to type “I love yoyos” but got interrupted. You’re lucky, I think he’s gonna take you around the world.

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    I’m yoy, who the heck are you

    • TachyonTele@piefed.social
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      You better stay away from OP, yoy. I’m telling you now.

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    In fisheries, YOY stands for young-of-year. Take from that what you will.

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    He loves soy, as in soy sauce. He’s cheating on you with a condiment. You need to step up your game.

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      Damn, thats salty

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        Way to kikkoman when he’s down.

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      be the bigger salty bitch?

  • bizarroland@lemmy.world
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    Nothing to worry about, Yoy is slang for, “You, Only You”

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    1000003607

  • T00l_shed@lemmy.world
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    I love yoy too

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    Me lobe yoy long tim

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    He probably meant yaoi, and you should leave him for his inability to spell.

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    He’s just talking about YoY earnings reports.

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    It’s like BAE, but YOY: You, Only You.

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    Sad you’re taken. I wanted you all to muhself

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    It’s yoy.

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    Yey he ys!

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