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violet08_@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 8 天前

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violet08_@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 8 天前
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    I’ve had 2 data loss near misses last year. Still haven’t set up automatic back ups.

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    8 天前

    Who the hell does this Solomon guy think he is calling me out like this.

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    8 天前

    Best advice I’ve ever given and not taken was:

    LAWYER UP, HIT THE GYM, DELETE FACEBOOK.

    • EmpathicVagrant@lemmy.world
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      1/3 ain’t bad, I’ve made progress.

      • jaybone@lemmy.zip
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        8 天前

        I hit up a lawyer named Jim on Facebook.

        • Kaerkob@lemmy.world
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          8 天前

          Hit up or hit on?

          • wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz
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            8 天前

            “Hey Jim, I got something for you to litigate. Why don’t you come over and rest your case on deez nutz 😉”

    • diaphragm w*rkplace@lemmy.today
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      7 天前

      To delete Facebook I must first overthrow Meta…

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    8 天前

    I know this is a shit post, but I have wrestled with hypocrisy or more specifically saying one thing but doing something else for a long time. Think of a murderer saying that murder is wrong.

    I think I am comfortable now saying that hypocrisy doesn’t discredit a true statement, even if the person who is saying it may be considered disingenuous.

    • Jaycifer@piefed.social
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      7 天前

      “Sometimes a hypocrite is nothing more than a man in the process of changing.” -Stormlight Archives

      • zloubida@sh.itjust.works
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        5 天前

        That’s… surprisingly deep. Even more under a Violet08’s post.

  • Meron35@lemmy.world
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    8 天前

    “My life is a mess right now and I compulsively take care of other people when I don’t know how to take care of myself.” -Princess Carolyn

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    8 天前

    is there a name for the reverse of this? like making a change for yourself that works great for your needs, but then assuming that others just need to do the same thing?

    • Baŝto@discuss.tchncs.de
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      Sharing what worked for you is a pretty normal way to give advise. It can get annoying when its done too much, but that’s also not really rare. Though that tends to happen more when it’s a fresh experience and probably related to sincerely wanting to share a good experience.

      But I don’t any specific tarm for this. Projection maybe a bit

  • Seth Taylor@lemmy.world
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    8 天前

    You should be in bed, it’s midnight

    Me? I’ve just started a movie

  • Cantaloupe@lemmy.fedioasis.cc
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    7 天前

    Guys, be sure to sleep and wake up at reasonable times.

    Sleep is important for the human body.

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    8 天前

    me for relationship advice in highschool

    • xkbx@startrek.website
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      8 天前

      me giving relationship advice currently

      • WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today
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        8 天前

        I gave decent advice, never been in one. Lmao, told my friend to go get him, didn’t go get another friend.

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    Guys this was me playing bowling the other day with my buddy every time I instructed him how to throw the ball he got a strike but otherwise… GUTTER BALL! But then I gutter balled when I went… just thought I’d mention that

    Yeah, I suck at bowling

    • JennaR8r@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      Hey that’s awesome you coached him into getting strikes

      (Strikes are a good thing in bowling but a bad thing in baseball apparently)

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    8 天前

    This is the guy who recommends cutting babies in half?

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      The craziest part of that is the idea supposedly working. Like: instead of both calling out his idea as outlandish, one of them was like “Yeah - cool. We’ll go with that plan. I can accept taking home half of a human child.”

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        “I just suffered unjustly, she’s happy unjustly, let’s make her suffer too” is a wrong but very human reaction.

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        I was always baffled by that story as a child, who would fight over keeping a baby?

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      No analogy is perfect.

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    telling advice is just yapping. applying advice takes effort.

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    Isn’t this just the basic difference between knowing and doing?

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    8 天前

    do as I say not as I do

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      8 天前

      sudo as I say not sudo as I sudo.

      -People who run around as root all day

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      8 天前

      Instructions unclear. Mimicking host.

      • nikki@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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        8 天前

        dammit

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