• lath@piefed.social
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    23 days ago

    Wishes to unknown supernatural entities usually solve the problem, but not the way you want them to.

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        23 days ago

        Hey, most people like neither to be found or fined. And if someone wanted something from you, but offered to pay in a toy made of dirt and spit, would you take them seriously? Come on.

        Rest assured, something always answered. Just not to you directly, for you to hear and understand. More like a fart in your general direction, if you get my meaning…

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    23 days ago

    Interesting. It seems most people put their hands on the “wishes” sign to their doom, not the sign that instructs us to place our hands “here”.

    Almost made it

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    23 days ago

    Tbf turning into a deer would be an improvement.

    I’d have to be a suburban deer…don’t want to live on some hunting grounds. Maybe steal a dayglow vest for safety…that way the hunters think I’m one of them and don’t try to shoot me.

  • voxthefox@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    23 days ago

    Where you realize your worries are what make you…you, but the faeries take literally ownership of your memories.