Because it sounds similar to “atomize.”

Makes sense, Sodom got obliterated

I thought sodomize meant “obliterate”

I mean it can, if you do it right 😉 .

I remember I yelled to my dad across the house “yeah, in your wet dreams!” … I had no idea.

Come to think of it, as a kid I thought wet dreams would be a much bigger issue than they turned out to be.

Yep, thought dildo meant dumbass. Screamed it across the street at my friend. My uncle came out and laughed/yelled at me.

It’s 11:52pm and the first time I giggled out loud all day 🤣