• meejle@piefed.world
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    1 day ago

    “Why didn’t you turn up to your final exam yesterday?”

    “Oh, it’s OK, I watered my plants instead.”

  • 「黃家駒 Wong Ka Kui」@piefed.ca
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    2 days ago

    I had this meme text-to-speech read to me while I was helping my parents carry a TV and something just clicked inside my brain, I suddenly felt the enlightenment, it all makes sense now!, I thought, so I immediately dropped the tv and went to pick up a small piece of the shattered glass on the ground. Such shiny little object… so cool.

    Parents are mad, dunno why… I’m just following golden advice given by this comm…

  • howrar@lemmy.ca
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    1 day ago

    Instructions unclear.

    Put my kid down.

    spoiler

    Literally. Like, set down on the floor.

    Still feels heavy.