I had this meme text-to-speech read to me while I was helping my parents carry a TV and something just clicked inside my brain, I suddenly felt the enlightenment, it all makes sense now!, I thought, so I immediately dropped the tv and went to pick up a small piece of the shattered glass on the ground. Such shiny little object… so cool.

Parents are mad, dunno why… I’m just following golden advice given by this comm…