MyBrainHurts@piefed.cacake to Ask Lemmy@lemmy.worldEnglish · 3 个月前What dumb line/joke may live in your head forever?message-squaremessage-square135linkfedilinkarrow-up194arrow-down13file-text
arrow-up191arrow-down1message-squareWhat dumb line/joke may live in your head forever?MyBrainHurts@piefed.cacake to Ask Lemmy@lemmy.worldEnglish · 3 个月前message-square135linkfedilinkfile-text
minus-squarecpaq47@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up5·3 个月前That’s a good one. I heard that the same time as my personal favorite “Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?” spoiler “Because it was dead”
minus-squarejaycifer@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·3 个月前What’s green, fuzzy, and can kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table.
minus-squareMyBrainHurts@piefed.cacakeOPlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2arrow-down1·3 个月前Why’d the second monkey fall out of the tree? spoiler ___it was stapled to the first. Why’d the third monkey fall out of the tree? spoiler ___peer pressure Why’d the lemur fall out of the tree? spoiler ___thought it was a monkey.
That’s a good one. I heard that the same time as my personal favorite
“Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?”
spoiler
“Because it was dead”
What’s green, fuzzy, and can kill you if it falls out of a tree?
A pool table.
I smiled.
Why’d the second monkey fall out of the tree?
spoiler
___it was stapled to the first.
Why’d the third monkey fall out of the tree?
spoiler
___peer pressure
Why’d the lemur fall out of the tree?
spoiler
___thought it was a monkey.