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resipsaloquitur@lemmy.cafeBanned from community to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 days ago

Gee, whiz: elephant relieves itself on floor of Texas Republican convention | Four-ton Paige, brought in as surprise for attenders, made gushing debut after governor finished keynote speech

www.theguardian.com

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Gee, whiz: elephant relieves itself on floor of Texas Republican convention | Four-ton Paige, brought in as surprise for attenders, made gushing debut after governor finished keynote speech

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Gee, whiz: elephant relieves itself on floor of Texas Republican convention
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Four-ton Paige, brought in as surprise for attenders, made gushing debut after governor finished keynote speech

cross-posted from: https://slrpnk.net/post/39023619

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  • foggy@lemmy.world
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    hey chat gpt, i need the republican elephant logo taking a piss on more Republican elephant logos, like the calvin and hobbes image co-opted by republicans in the early 00s but all elephants.

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      Ah fuck.

      Chat, we might be cooked.

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        Why did you generate an ai picture of an elephant facing away, but at the same time pissing towards baby elephants. AI is disgusting.

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    Even an elephant knows when it’s brought to a toilet, if only because it’s surrounded by shit.

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    The average elephant bladder holds 42 gallons! :D

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      That’s a fun fact.

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    attenders had been told to prepare for a “larger-than-life surprise” after governor Greg Abbottfinished his keynote speech.

    Well, they definitely got that! Rather symbolic surprise too!

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    Circus mentality. in 2026.

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    elephant relieves itself on floor of Texas Republican convention

    Trump did it again??

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    No surprise there. Abbott is, after all, a piss baby.

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    Everybody knows the GOP is a shit show. The elephant was just keepin it on brand.

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    LOL

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