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OriginEnergySux@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 3 days ago

Actually on second thought, ill just die

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Actually on second thought, ill just die

OriginEnergySux@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 3 days ago
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  • QuinnyCoded@sh.itjust.works
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    there was a guy on tiktok who would catfish guys on dating apps and asked them for their fishing spots. He would then go to that spot and see what he could get

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    Sounds like the location is already compromised. Unless you were stabbed by a fish.

    • zqwzzle@lemmy.ca
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      Must have been a swordfish.

      • SillyDude@lemmy.zip
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        Catfish stab people all the time. They have long, and sometimes barbed, spines in their fins. Can go clean through your hand. And if it is barbed, it can be better to push all the way through instead of trying to tear it out against the barbs.

        • YellowParenti@lemmy.wtf
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          Then there’s noodlers

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        Narwhal

        • ceenote@lemmy.world
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          Swimming in the ocean, causing a commotion, because they stabbed somebody.

          • Grostleton@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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            pretty big and pretty white, they’d beat a polar bear in a knife fight!

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      That can be a danger with some fish…

  • UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world
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    show up to my old fishing hole two weeks later

    dozens of EMT fishermen

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    Or mushroom spot

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      It is funny, if you look at the nearby woods on Google Maps, you can see that someone has added a random location on the map called:

      Cantharella

      No idea if it is accurate or not, but I could see a confused boomer doing it, thinking it was saved privately.

    • mbp@slrpnk.net
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      Or surf spot

      • ddplf@szmer.info
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        Or gooning spot

  • e8CArkcAuLE@piefed.social
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    same applies for mushrooms

  • Poem_for_your_sprog@lemmy.world
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    Wat

    • Drusas@fedia.io
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      People don’t want to reveal their favorite fishing locations because then other people will ruin it.

      • Poem_for_your_sprog@lemmy.world
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        Oh

        Well if someone is there stabbing people then isn’t it already ruined?

        • Drusas@fedia.io
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          Not to the fish

        • /home/pineapplelover@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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          It was a swordfish that stabbed him

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