- cross-posted to:
- programmerhumor@lemmy.ml
- cross-posted to:
- programmerhumor@lemmy.ml
Dozens of people communicating with AI at the same time? While this guy is sitting alone in his house?
Use a keyboard ya filthy casuals
If only there was some sort of device that would allow you to input those commands without interfering with others, or vice versa… But it’s probably just a dream…
Why not give them private offices? If AI is increasing productivity and replacing workers they should have enough space left.
Cap here. The product is called vocal dampener and used by singers during warmup

Every husband here is sad for all those years he didn’t knew these existed. Mothers and teachers wonder if these are available in kid-sizes. Kids wonder what glue works on both this device and the teachers skin.
Hahhaha you misunderstand to whom you are speaking. Give me my coding plague trough immediately.
would be the funniest gas chambers yet
Is typing THAT hard?
When you need a nannybot? Yes.
I have never seen anyone except streamers try this out in all honesty, I doubt the article is actually truthful. Even vibe coders understand how to type.
This looks uncomfortable and humiliating. Now if they were to make it in the form of a suppository…
You win best comment award on this thread. 🏆
If you’re brave enough, anything can become a suppository.
A noise cancelling microphone isn’t a terrible invention though.
I’ve seen those things 10 years ago when somebody was helping a deaf student in university. Used one of those things to talk to a text to speech engine during the lecture. Seemed to work quite well.
They suck, you can’t get air into them without destroying the noise cancelling part so you’ve got to constantly be taking it off to take a breath / running out of oxygen mid sentence
Mouth breathers hate this device.
The masks all cover your nose too
You talk with your nose?
Your nose in in the mask. It’s extremely hard to make a seal around your lips that doesn’t include the nose
You don’t have allergies or colds?
Thats true this is just the absolute worst use case scenario i can think of
I just cannot tell if this is satire or not
Welcome to clown world!
Mate they could just type out the prompt instead of dictating with the vader mask.
It’s lazy enough to vibe code, but when you’re too lazy to even type a prompt…sheeeesh
Techbros will have workers do anything but work from home.
Or have single-person offices instead of an open space
You mean cubicles?
Now I gotta rewatch Severance!No!
You will love the Open Space Farm.
What the fuck did I just read?












