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cm0002@libretechni.ca to Programmer Humor@programming.devEnglish · 2 days ago

Behold the future of programming

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Behold the future of programming

cm0002@libretechni.ca to Programmer Humor@programming.devEnglish · 2 days ago
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    Dozens of people communicating with AI at the same time? While this guy is sitting alone in his house?

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    Use a keyboard ya filthy casuals

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    If only there was some sort of device that would allow you to input those commands without interfering with others, or vice versa… But it’s probably just a dream…

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    Why not give them private offices? If AI is increasing productivity and replacing workers they should have enough space left.

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    Cap here. The product is called vocal dampener and used by singers during warmup

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      Every husband here is sad for all those years he didn’t knew these existed. Mothers and teachers wonder if these are available in kid-sizes. Kids wonder what glue works on both this device and the teachers skin.

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    Hahhaha you misunderstand to whom you are speaking. Give me my coding plague trough immediately.

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    would be the funniest gas chambers yet

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    Is typing THAT hard?

    • 7toed@midwest.social
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      When you need a nannybot? Yes.

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    I have never seen anyone except streamers try this out in all honesty, I doubt the article is actually truthful. Even vibe coders understand how to type.

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    This looks uncomfortable and humiliating. Now if they were to make it in the form of a suppository…

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      You win best comment award on this thread. 🏆

    • Patrikvo@lemmy.zip
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      If you’re brave enough, anything can become a suppository.

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    A noise cancelling microphone isn’t a terrible invention though.

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      I’ve seen those things 10 years ago when somebody was helping a deaf student in university. Used one of those things to talk to a text to speech engine during the lecture. Seemed to work quite well.

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      They suck, you can’t get air into them without destroying the noise cancelling part so you’ve got to constantly be taking it off to take a breath / running out of oxygen mid sentence

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        Mouth breathers hate this device.

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          The masks all cover your nose too

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        You talk with your nose?

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          Your nose in in the mask. It’s extremely hard to make a seal around your lips that doesn’t include the nose

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          You don’t have allergies or colds?

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      Thats true this is just the absolute worst use case scenario i can think of

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    I just cannot tell if this is satire or not

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      Welcome to clown world!

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      Mate they could just type out the prompt instead of dictating with the vader mask.

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    It’s lazy enough to vibe code, but when you’re too lazy to even type a prompt…sheeeesh

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    Techbros will have workers do anything but work from home.

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      Or have single-person offices instead of an open space

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        You mean cubicles?
        Now I gotta rewatch Severance!

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          No!

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        You will love the Open Space Farm.

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    What the fuck did I just read?

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