It’s in Not the Onion because Hegseth has a history of leaking information because of his alcohol problem
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_States_government_group_chat_leaks
Source: Kegseth accidentally texted me about the change
Isn’t he the leak?!?
“We’ll stop at nothing to find him” the man says, standing in front of his own wanted poster.
“We’re all trying to find the guy who did this.” 🌭
I love this sketchy. It is comedy gold
God damnit this sketch gets posted so many times these days. And it fits every time.
miley cyrus launches joint task force to track down the real identity of hannah montana
Spoiler: it’s him
It’s the whisky
A lot of jokes itt, but this is more fascism.
Making fun of fascists can often be just as satisfying as punching them. Both is best, of course…but one or the other will also do.
Removed by mod
“We’re gonna be so good on OpSec from now on.”
If you weren’t doing so much stupid, illegal shit, then you wouldn’t have to worry about leaks.
Final report recommendation: Keep your phone at home when your blitzed, Kegsbreath…
The leak is coming from inside the building.
He’s… He’s in the room.
My God, who is this sonofabitch?!
This is what happens when you and everyone around you is incompetent.
The call is coming from inside the house.
anti-whistleblower, anti-snitching task force.
“The leaks are coming from inside the SecDef’s office!”
Most transparent administration in US history, folks. /s
