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TLDR Health Canada > CDC+FDA. Don’t eat American produce if you don’t wanna poop your pants.
By February 2026, USDA’s Food Safety Inspection Service had lost 913 staff, while the Food and Nutrition Service lost 564. The agency’s National Advisory Committee on Meat and Poultry Inspection was also axed. All told, more than 20,000 workers left USDA last year.
Cyclosporiasis is caused by Cyclospora cayetanensis, a single-celled parasite that lives exclusively in humans and causes particularly violent and long-lasting diarrhea. Infection is almost always through ingesting food or water contaminated with feces containing cyclospora oocysts; these take many days to become infectious, so person-to-person transmission is very unlikely.
In an American context, cyclosporiasis outbreaks are almost always caused by improper sanitation at farms or food processing facilities. Farmers around the world routinely refuse to provide adequate toilet or handwashing facilities for their workers if they think they can get away with it, to save money.
PS:
IMO we’re going to see quality control issues in every single American export. I would be extremely wary of using medications or medical devices produced in the USA. With no government entities enforcing regulations we have to assume corners will be cut at the expense of quality and safety.
If you see an American address on the produce put it back.
*On anything.
Especially mushrooms
The problem with all of this, is that the average Trump voter is too stupid to make the connection between Trump’s policy decisions, and their painfully obvious outcomes.
Let the stupid shit themselves to death, bunch of twats.
Then let Natural Selection do its thing and call it a day…
I wish.
Natural Selection == Idiocracy
Not after a few weeks of explosive diarrhea treated with ivermectin and essential oils
lol essential oils.
Kay ivermectime at least makes some sense given this is an intestinal bacterium and not a respiratory virus. But ya fully agree
well ivermectine deals with parasites, I believe Trump’s Diarrhea is caused by Cyclosporiasis which is a parasite so that may actually help…
No cyclosporiasis is a parasite of protozoan origin like giardia but unlike giardiasis is not susceptible to metronidazole but does respond to trimethoprim/sulfamethoxazole AKA Bactrim. Ivermectin is an antihelmintic so it does not work on protozoan infections.
BuT mY 2 mInUtE rEsEaCh oF mEmEs In FaCeBoOk SaId OtHeRwIsE sO cHeCkMaTe!!
Thanks for the info and I hope it illustrates why we need real medical professionals to prescribe medication
well there we go
Oh. TIL. I assumed because it was single cell it was a bacteria however apparently that is not the case as they belong to Eukarya not Bacteria.
They poop their pants anyway, what’s the issue with pooping their pants a little more?
The problem with all of this, is that the average
TrumpUS voter is too stupid to make the connection betweenTrump’sUS policy decisions, and their painfully obvious outcomes.Don’t be a bigoted fuckhead like the Trumpers.
Sorry internet person. The yanks had their chances. Many of them. They chose this. Trump is a symptom.
If facts make you want to label me a “bigoted fuckhead”, so be it.
But I don’t think you know what bigoted means.
“Asking a true southerner to think is like asking water to perform advanced calculus.”
Edit: Jebus. Based on your comment history, you have no business calling anyone else a bigot.
I did not chose this. I voted for Kamala, and Biden, and Clinton, and Obama. I don’t have control over the choices other people make.
The OP said “Average”, not “All”.
You are still accountable for things that you don’t have control over. Welcome to democracy when it’s not working well
YO,5 hours and people still haven’t said it so here it is:
NO SHIT SHERLOCK!!!
HHAHAHA

NO SHIT SHERLOCK!!! FAFOOOOO
I guess we can use the acronym TDS to mean Trumpy Diarrhea Syndrome now.
I don’t need screwworms or intestinal parasites in my food, thank you very much.
“man, all that taco bell made me go take a sloppy trump”
It’s what happens when you DOGE away all food safety and environmental checks.
Shit hits the fan
Yeah I’m so glad I’ve been boycotting American produce. It wasn’t just because Trump was threatening us. With all his deregulating, I was waiting for something like this to happen.
All the produce drowning in glyphosate is reason enough.
If he had to daily shit his pant, then EVERYONE had to shit their pants as well!!!










