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I fucking LOVE that it was towed by a bike
With a neck like that, the executioner won’t have any problems at all.
I read the brutal comments and my faith in humanity is restored. ❤️
Love y’all (and glory to Salem).
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What a little bitch. That’s a half scale model.
What is this, a guillotine for hamsters he’s afraid of? You couldn’t slice a sandwich with that little thing.
Hé is not used to people pushing back. Most capitalist can’t get one guy in their face. So their hire people to insulate them.
It’s for his dick
This man knows his history
Even recently
That is definitely an informed warrior ride.
Onward the Butlerian Jihad!
Yes. Make them scared. Show them they’re just one very mortal individual, and that we are many, many more.
But I bet he doesn’t take the hint.
Oh he does. It’s just that usually they get away with anything, and that day he didn’t, which he found absolutely unacceptable: it needs to be banned! (but no, let’s not!)
He was warned…
free speech
MORE OF EXACTLY THIS PLEASE
And he has the perfect head for it too. Like, its the perfect shape and everything.
A human sized dickhead going into a giant vagina with a meat cleaver in it…It’s like they were meant for each other.
And a mobile guillotine hauled by a bicycle is the greenest shit ever.
So when are we going to start popping these big juicy white heads? I’m starving.
A neck like that must make executioners drool.
More important going to Washington with it
How odd that he immediately knew it was for him. As if he knows full well what he is doing is evil and that he was there to ruin the citizens of Salem and then escape to his new yacht in the Bahamas.
Oh, they’re all very aware. That’s why they’re building bunkers, and buying islands, and building bunkers on islands.
Once they lock themselves into their bunkers, we just pour a few tons of concrete over the bunker entrance and call it a day.
Future archaeologists will marvel at the elaborate tombs our kings built for themselves.
Pour the concrete into the air intake and exhaust
Like they said, concrete the doors first.
What you dump down the air intakes afterwards is your business.
“Nuclear waste disposal is not a significant problem.” Glad you said that, Mr. CEO.
But, really – who cares? Let them live out their pathetic lives in their sealed-off bunkers. As long as they never come out, who cares what they do in there? Let them live for decades in their coward-hole. Give them plenty of time to think about the decisions that led to this. Until, finally, their food runs out, their servants murder them, or they run into a medical issue that they don’t have supplies to fix. And then the bunker becomes their tomb. And nobody will notice or care when they die, because to the rest of the world, they’re already dead.
They can still exercise power from a bunker, because somehow, no matter how awfully they behave, there are always plenty of people who will do their bidding.
New chant, “You say bunker, we say guillotine!”
“You say bunker, we say grave!”
Fits the whole “concrete on concrete” theme better imo.
Bunkers will have ventilation shafts. Would be a shame if someone shit down it.
How the hell was I supposed to know it was the ventilation shaft for a secret bunker!? I see a hole in the woods, I shit in the hole. I’m a simple man.
I mean, you don’t need to believe you’re evil to understand that everyone else believes you’re evil. He probably thinks he’s right and it’s everyone else who is wrong.
No, they know their the bad guys, and they’re okay with it.
