“Then it’ll be a tramp stamp. You know, my people have a saying about that: ‘Beware of the scorpion’s tail, for even the watchful eye of the desert sun does not see the coyote behind the Saguaro.’ A cuchi moya.”

Chakotay is like, “How the hell did we let you take over our land?”

For some people this week, we were being asked that a lot. I saw one person get a Vulcan salute on their palm. I saw Shannon Fill (yes, our beloved Siri Jaxa) get a fancy IDIC with some symbol for feminism. I myself got the NX-01 assignment patch.

“‘In Diana?’ That’s the worst place to get a tattoo!”