I’m at the supermarket and my wife texts me “Where are you?”
I text back “I’m here. Where are you?”
She replies “I’m here too, why can’t I see you?”Time, space, velocity… it’s all relative.
You can be there. Just not now.
Now. You’re looking at now, sir. Everything that happens now, is happening now
What happened to then?
We passed then.
When?
Just now. We’re at now now.
But where will here be there?
But its always now
Not anymore it’s not. Back then, you were there. Before now. But now it’s now, and you’re here.
Wherever you go, there you are.
Yeah, I’m right there with ya on that one.
Ah, shit, that’s a paradox. Now I’m not there with ya. :)
“There you are!”
“Do I know you?”
“No, but that’s where you are, you’re there!”
You must be mistaken. I’m here.
Oh behave…
I have to try this IRL some time. :D
I’m with you there
… wait, what
“I’m ova 'ere now! Wut?”
That’s good news! Here I thought I wasn’t all there, but now I find out I’m not there at all.
No, you’re not here. You’re there. I am here and am always here.
I can only be here, but I’m pretty sure that you are there.
Actually I’m also here, but I don’t see you.
Short form horror:
He said, “There you are.” and the man he was talking to disappeared.
Isn’t here just there without a t?
What? You can be here when you get there.
I was over there. Now I am over here.
