They’re really gonna make me buy Sex 2 after I paid for all the cosmetics for Sex 1?

S-Tier use of the meme.
This is just a prelude to them introducing SaaS.
SaaS was added in like the first ever patch. Cloud based SaaS is still in beta though
What about Lovense?
That’s MaaS. Sex is multiplayer only
Is coop not multiplayer enough?
There was sex?
Brb gotta ask my gf if she knew about this.
Oh, she knows.
We don’t need your propriety bullshit! We’ll keep the community and the platform alive ourselves!
Held together with jizz
Just when I was looking forward to Sex 2: the Sexening
that’s the bootleg from the 90s! the actual sequel was Sex 2: Scrooge’s Revenge in 2003

Wait didn’t he get married recently??
Exactly. That’s where the sex stops.
No, it only stops once you have children.
I thought it was discontinued years ago
Fucking liveservice. Stop killing games!
It was good while it lasted
So, like 30 seconds?
aw, man. I haven’t gotten started yet!
But what are the shareholders gonna do?
Convert to duckholders.
Duckholders?
Sorry, it was supposed to say duckholders.
I see.
Ah shit, that explains it
Can we have peace now?










