I always play Tanooki Mario because I am very in touch with my inner child lol. I love to think of Mario parachuting around with his balls, even if thats not the animation they went with :D
Who do you play and why?
Rosalina. She resonates extremely strongly with me. She’s genuinely how I’d love to look and stuff. Being pretty is cool, and she is massive and I love that. She’s a 7’3" space queen.
Bowser. Always have since og, always will.
If you’re picking to win, this is an excellent write-up: https://www.mayerowitz.io/blog/mario-meets-pareto
Wow, that’s a lot of work someone’s done
Luigi
deleted by creator
Waluigi because WALUIGI NUMBAH ONE MOTHERFUCKERS!!
Hello fellow Waluigi
oh hey Waluigi.
Waluigi master race. Also my ADHD nephew’s favourite.
I was playing split screen online and we noticed someone was a lone waluigi so we both swapped to waluigi. By three races later the whole map was nothing but waluigi from everyone swapping over. If one or two people joined with their default character by the next race they were waluigi. Went on for a good 45 minutes before we had to drop.
lowkey the best mario character
agree
Yoshi.
I like Yoshi.
Waluigi, because bwahahah, who’s your daddy!
Wario, I’ma gonna winna!
But after 2024, Luigi became my favorite
how did that go?
Koopa or Toad. Because when I was little my big brother told me they were the best, and he beat me every time.
30odd years later, after like 10 iterations of the game, I still hold that knowledge to be unquestionably true enough to not bother playing anyone else ever.
I always play Shy Guy. He’s cute and his sounds are absolutely hilarious and never get annoying to me. And I’m also super shy, so it all works out.
Luigi. Growing up I usually played Nintendo games only on a friend’s console, and was usually player 2. As I got my own consoles and games, I stuck with him out of loyalty and because he has a longer jump in some games. :D
Shame they patched out the death stare though.
I’ll never forgive them for that, and neither will Luigi.
Dry Bones, because just like real life, if you call in DOA the boss will still want you to show up
Dry bones gang!
Boo. He’s always just so damned delighted to be included!
Toad in the karty
DK in the party
Daisy because she’s the fastest mid-weighter on a bike
