" I got the message hon…WE’RE GOING BOWLING TONIGHT!"
"A couple of days prior, my two young boys caught
the prickliest of the itchies
after playing with a pile of pink insulation in the barn.
Would you believe on the same day, my daughter fell into the manure pile.
I had two in the pink and one in the stink."
-Noah Dyck
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oAtlVX1Z5t4
One of the best bits they had on that show.
Damn I miss that show.
Noah had the best sausage parties, he could not wait to get his hot meat into your mouth.
Does she wanna go bowling?
At least she didn’t ask for a Minivan (2 in the front, 5 in the back)
And what does she hint at?
That she wants to go bowling, clearly.
Two in the pinky, one in the stinky.
?
She wants her partner to masturbate her with three fingers: two go into the pussy, one into ass. This method can be used to increase sexual stimulation as the pressure on the vaginal wall increases.
Rosy part of ice cream represents pussy (“pinky”), brown one represents ass (“stinky”).
The middle yellowish layer is most likely vanilla, she has no marks there because she wants to highlight she wants to get kinky (not “vanilla” sex, i.e. regular penetration without anything special)
Thanks!
Minigolf
?
Oh man, that does not register as food to my brain, from all the food dyes. If the packaging wasn’t there, you could’ve told me this is a cleaning sponge and I might’ve believed you…
Most likely the only dye is beetroot extract for the pink. The others are coloured by the vanilla and cocoa for their respective flavours.
Of course it would depend on the brand, just going by what is common here.
We don’t need to guess, you appear to be right:
I said most likely because I don’t know the ingredients on that exact tub, just went with what I can buy here.
Tara Gum… I dated her in college.
may be the lighting, but the vanilla looks waaaay too yellow
French vanilla…they pisse in it.
you’re sadly talking about america, so I have my doubts.
We are going bowling? Awesome!
that was my first thought too
Dat golden key
thats the vanilla
She doesn’t want the vanilla.
… love some ice cream, thanks.
Ice cream is lovely during consumption, but after, my teeth feel sticky and I often have acid reflux. I’m sure I’ll partake again, but right now I wish - on behalf of my future self - that I wouldn’t.
Have you tried sorbet or a vegan ice cream? The cashew based ones are really good and might help if it’s related to a milk sensitivity
I love sorbet, but I suspected that if I brought it up I’d be lambasted.
I don’t think I’ve ever encountered vegan ice cream.
“Honey, were you trying to use the ice cream as a bowling ball again?”
Shocking.
Taint neglect
2 in the pink?
And one in the stink
Shocking, I know.
