Cylon cutlery
Don’t buy cutlery from the Backrooms
Pfft, amateur.
Ah, I see we’re using the “Fuck You” silverware collection tonight
I call the half spoon half fork!
Half spork!
Gotta go with the spoon nunchucks IMO
Looks like the right tools to rob a kidney.
My new favourite cutlery manufacturer
cheaper than I expected
What? No spoon with a hole in it?
Conventional tripe.
They get worse the more you look
So is the ice scoop for soup and the spade for dessert? Actually a tiny garden themed cake with a space spoon would be cute as fuck.
Is that a grapefruit spoon?
I don’t know, they have their charm. I wonder if those look worse or better in real life, but I wouldn’t run away from a place serving those utensils
If I could pick one of each utensil from each set, I’d buy them in a heartbeat. It would be really interesting to see people choosing different utensils for different meals, I bet those choices would correlate with personality traits!
AI silverware.
these existed way before LLM were a thing. I remember my brother having cutleries similar to these in the 2010s.
Check other comments. It’s real. Just posh artists
Any other audhd people seeing these things and think they’re TIHI?
I actually love them. I do find it delightful how we, as a community, have such strong but varied preferences when it comes to cutlery
I never cease being reminded that trying to pigeonhole ND people by their “condition” never works. That’s why it’s a spectrum.
I’m guessing you no longer want to have friends?
I like them. If they weren’t as expensive as they are, I’d actually buy them.
cow utensils
Cow Tools.
these could kill an autistic person
I imagine for the dinner there would be a microtonal waltz playing in the background.
Adding this to the playlist: Angine de Poitrine
This is the exact type of dinnerware I’d expect Delia Deetz to have.
My first thought was Beetlejuice, yeah.
