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The most implausible part of that is that the AI bubble will pop that soon.
The main portion of dot com bubble was about 5 years long, so it’s actually pretty realistic estimations
Stop giving them ideas
It’s gonna start to get confusing pretty damn soon, calling everything America. Every body of water, and everything in our solar system.
He’s already said that he’s thinking of renaming both the Atlantic and Pacific Oceans. That won’t cause any problems at all. /S
So stupid. Obviously, the solution is to name one ocean after America, and the other one after Trump.
As soon as he’s dead, TPTB better switch everything back to the original names.
Canadian Geese are now known as Donald Ducks.
I want to know which time traveller got ahead of the curve and named British farts “Trumps”
Gotta be a time traveler
That last time made me laugh out loud.
Tbh this renaming everything to America or Trump thing will get confusing real soon. Gulf of America (classic), Gulf of America (new), and Gulf of America (new 2)? How about keeping Gulf of Mexico, Gulf of California, and Gulf of St Lawrence?
Diet Gulf of America, Gulf of America with lime, and new Gulf Zero
Temu Gulf of America… It’s just a bay
Sponsored names! We’ll have the Wynn Yosemite National Park and Casino soon
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Meanwhile, The European Commission is trying to make Chat Control happen for the 67th time (it won’t happen, and it’s more of a tradition than anything at this point).
The
SolarAmerican System and it’s eight planets: Barron, Natalie, America, Melania, Trump™'s Big Beautiful Planet, Ivanka, Don Jr. And Eric.All part of the American Way Galaxy
Within the American Galaxy Cluster, inside the Americaverse
IIRC most of the planets in the system were named after Roman gods, so it doesn’t sound too far fetched
All apart from Earth. Which is probably just because every language had a word for the planet they life on before Roman names were introduced for planets you can’t see with the bare eye.
Uranus is Greek; the Roman equivalent would be Caelus.
That makes sense.
This is pretty fucking believable.
Which means the reality of 2027 is going to be far stupider
2027-2028 are going be insane. Every MAGA knows that if the Dems take over the Legislature in 2026, then the Presidency AND extend their majority on Congress in 2028, then a LOT of MAGAs are going to prison, and some may even be executed.
So they will be desperate to make sure we are fully under MAGA control by 2028, and that will require massive violence. The good news is that we already know that MAGAs are virtuosically incompetent, so they will fuck it all up, and lose in the end, but the damage they will do along the way will be incalculable. That will give us the justification to treat MAGA as the Domestic Terrorist Organization, and an active, ongoing, enthusiastic National Security Threat that they clearly are, and prohibit them from existing, and purge them from our government and our society.
This probably doesn’t sound dumb enough
Don’t threaten me with a good time
Yeah, because prisons are for profit. Not just punishment or rehab.
Lost lemming
Huh?
Yes, 8% of the prisons in the US are private.
I’m not sure we’ll have to wait even that long
Depends on how the midterms go…
Suddenly the Hilton Burger in Reykjavík seems like a bargain
Sounds plausible
