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sanitation@lemmy.today to Work Reform@lemmy.world · 1 day ago

Alcoholic billionaire says he wants to shove a camera up every workers ass.

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Alcoholic billionaire says he wants to shove a camera up every workers ass.

sanitation@lemmy.today to Work Reform@lemmy.world · 1 day ago
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      How would this work

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        Just that part is all you take issue with? It’s a (probably AI generated) cartoon character, not a real tool of revolution.

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          No but i honestly don’t feel like to become the AI gen police and go under every post and comment to mention every detail that give away that’s AI gen, so i just scrolled past this slop after i wrote my comment

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    Apparently we live in an age of business owners who want to drive people away from their businesses.

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    Found the article:

    https://people.com/morgan-and-morgan-billionaire-attorney-says-he-told-remote-employees-we-re-going-to-put-a-camera-up-your-ass-12074943

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      His billboards always set off my “giant-douchebag” reflex, glad to know it’s still working.

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    If it’s up my ass, is it facing inward looking at my colon or facing outward looking at my underwear?

    In the 90s, there was a funny website that had an article on the “world’s first rectal camera.” It was an article so I think it covered the “why” and “who” and “how” and everything. When they got to the photos, they were just normal photos with a round black border around them.

    It was funny. I wish I could find it again.

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    And we’ll put a falling blade in your neck.

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    Yes ok, if you really want to see it, but I gotta know: how many raccoons is one camera?

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      Gotta be less than 2 according to the meme.

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    Here’s an idea, and I’m just spitballing here… What if for every 1 Million dollars of net worth you have, you have to rub down your genitals with fresh stinging nettles for 1 minute?

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      Elon would have to do it for about 2 years

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        This highlights a major flaw with the idea, because that’s not nearly long enough

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          Yeah, it’s not a really practical idea anyway. There are diminishing returns, after the 20th minute it wouldn’t be any worse and your body might actually start to get accustomed to the sensation.

          I would suggest they have to do it once a day for five minutes contact per million dollars and they have to cycle between stinging nettles, poison ivy and wild parsnip.

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            And everything should be broadcasted live.

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        Elons the type that would probably enjoy that.

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          He ain’t got no gemmatuls.

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        Dude, I can only get so hard…

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    Genuinely how hard is it to at least pretend you’re not a nazi pedophile while being a nazi pedophile?

    Not that I’m complaining necessarily. At least they’re making it easy to know which companies to avoid.

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      They were very good at it for a long time. Now, they don’t think they need to be, because they believe they have a lock on the power.

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    More specifically, he’s threatening colonoscopy. Endless surveillance of your intestines.

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      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DJklHwoYgBQ

      *Smart Pipe Inc is a registered Sex Offender.

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    A long time ago, my then-scrum master pitched an idea to us: ID badges with little microphones. The microphones wouldn’t record anything, but they’d constantly monitor the ambient noise to see if we were having the kind of excited, buzzy conversations that signaled innovation. Once we had them, we could tune our days to maximize innovation.

    I was brand new at the company but I told him that everyone was trying to catch lightning in a bottle, but nobody was willing to build a fucking battery. Then I told him the day we adopted that policy, I’d hand in my resignation. It never came up again.

    Motherfuckers will try anything and they always have.

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    Oh no! Someone forgot all the fancy dances we do today is so the common populace doesn’t eat the ruling classes! Looks like we should remind him.

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      Demonstration time?

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    Thats called a colonoscopy

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      Gonna say… don’t try to sweet talk us with Healthcare now motherfucker… it’s time for you to go.

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      I was thinking, this is corporate medical screening.

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    Sometimes I feel like a simple…70% power jab to the head when billionaires say stupid shit would stop them saying a lot of dumb shit.

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      I feel like we could easily go up to 700,000,000% with much better results

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    Billionaire lawyer of Morgan and Morgan sponsor of tampa bay buccaneers 🤮 https://share.google/tZyx9RlE84v6nd2as what an ad🤮

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    Where’s the link?

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