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cannedtuna@lemmy.world to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 8 days ago

If I was the caller, I’d be pissed

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If I was the caller, I’d be pissed

cannedtuna@lemmy.world to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 8 days ago
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  • Onno (VK6FLAB)@lemmy.radio
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    A real life version of this I’ve experienced myself is calling the Lyons Hearing Institute to book an appointment for a hearing test and having to deal with a poorly recorded IVR telephone system.

  • rotkehlchen@sh.itjust.works
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    Creepy as fuck

    • sbv@sh.itjust.works
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      those faces are terrifying

    • Sonotsugipaa@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      • kreekybonez@sh.itjust.works
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        what the heck is that? it’s like three different uncanny valleys converged

        • Captain Aggravated@sh.itjust.works
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          It’s somebody’s sleep paralysis demon.

        • Sonotsugipaa@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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          This is what happens when you the cat

        • JamesBoeing737MAX@sopuli.xyz
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          Cat, no ears?

          • naticus@lemmy.world
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            The worst part is that it does have ears.

      • billwashere@lemmy.world
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        TIHI.

    • AeronMelon@lemmy.world
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      Isn’t this Close to Home, the Far Side-like comic?

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    Caller’s taking the piss.

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      I’m incredibly sorry Mr Staker

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    I’m loathe to admit how long this took me to get.

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