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AngryClosetMonkey@feddit.org to Comic Strips@lemmy.world · 1 day ago

Pizza Love

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Pizza Love

AngryClosetMonkey@feddit.org to Comic Strips@lemmy.world · 1 day ago
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Original Post: https://mastodon.social/@heyokyay/117332314524964069

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  • BrutalPoseidon@lemmy.world
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    deleted by creator

  • SourDragon@lemmy.world
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    10 hours ago

    As an aromantic, I can 9001% get behind this

    • BambiDiego@lemmy.world
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      3 hours ago

      Agrees in Vegeta

    • Mr.Chewy@lemmy.world
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      10 hours ago

      Question as non-aromantic: is it love as a whole or just romantic type of love?

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      • Gap@lemmy.world
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        9 hours ago

        As a demi-romantic: I have felt love for someone that wasn’t romantic nor platonic

        Took me a long time tho

  • Agent641@lemmy.world
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    I just ate a pizza and now I’m sad because the pizza is gone

  • danc4498@lemmy.world
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    22 hours ago

    Would you say you love pizza?

    • BeMoreCareful@lemmy.world
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      3 hours ago

      Gottem’

  • AItoothbrush@lemmy.zip
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    What they dont realize is that without love they would loose the ability to love pizza as well meaning that they will loose pizza either way. Super sad

  • WhoIzDisIz@lemmy.today
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    Pizza is also a lot less expensive.

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      Love is free though. Can’t be much cheaper than that.

      • WhoIzDisIz@lemmy.today
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        Once it’s established (and proven genuine), sure. All the dates & whatnot until you move in together add up, tho.

        • Doc_Crankenstein@slrpnk.net
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          Bud, dates and moving in together are not prerequisites for love. I swear, some people got a messed up idea of love.

          If you have to wait for love to be “proven” genuine then you got some major issues with relationships.

          Love freely and love openly. The rest doesn’t matter.

          • WhoIzDisIz@lemmy.today
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            23 hours ago

            More like experience, but hey - continue guessing my psychological issues. It’s entertaining.

            • Gap@lemmy.world
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              9 hours ago

              What is love? Like, to you

            • Doc_Crankenstein@slrpnk.net
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              Bitter, jaded people like you are so sad. I hope you find peace eventually.

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                Yeah, I wish me dead, too. Thx.

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                  2016 /r/incel energy

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                  Lol wild accusation. I never wished you dead mate. You’re a random nobody to me. I’d have to actually give a shit first before I wished anyone dead.

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          There are other forms of love besides the kind you want to put your dick in.

        • 𝙻𝚘𝚗𝚐𝙼𝚊𝚌𝚃𝚘𝚙𝚙𝚎𝚍𝚄𝚙@aussie.zone
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          Free once established?

          Oh sweet summer child…

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    Pizza is love, pizza is life.

    • sem@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      I think pizza would taste better when shared with the love of your life!

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    And I can get a pizza whenever I want

  • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.social
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    With pizza I have both.

    I love pizza. 🥰

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    So you’re saying they… Love pizza? Meaning if they gave up love, they’d no longer love pizza either.

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    As someone currently avoiding processed foods, I miss pizza.

    I miss my girlfriend too, sure, but I can call her anytime. As to pizza? I don’t know when I’ll get to indulge in that again.

    Absence truly does make the heart grow fonder.

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      You could make it yourself? It’s effectively a flat bread with crushed tomatoes on it.

      Depends what your level of processed is I guess.

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      I can hold the phone next to the pizza if you want to talk to it

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        “Why do I hear chewing noises? Are you cheating on me?!”

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    Nice to see Cathy is still going strong

    • TrackinDaKraken@lemmy.world
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      Every story gets repeated over and over with modern dressing.

      It’s all just Homer’s Odyssey at root.

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    I see the point …

    • Zachariah@lemmy.world
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      …on every slice

  • Jerkface (any/all)@lemmy.ca
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    Great happiness and satisfaction, as long as you never ever have a moment of empathy for the vulnerable individuals that suffered pain, terror, atrocity and slaughter. Fortunately, most people don’t. Problem solved!

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      🙄

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        There you go! It’s ridiculous to consider the suffering we cause vulnerable individuals, isn’t it? So ridiculous, we should probably just stop thinking about it entirely.

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    I hated Pizza Hut pizza and didn’t eat it for almost 20 years. My family decided that’s what they wanted so I thought at least the stuffed crust could be okay. When I went to eat my first slice I found red cedar mulch under the cheese. I will now go hungry before getting Pizza Hut.

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      My first time eating in a pizza hut involved a dead fly in my salad. I lose all of my appetite when I see red on a pizza box to this day

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      What?! Can you explain that?

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        Sure. It’s a shitty company with shitty food. No telling how the kids working there ended up with their landscaping in the pizza.

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      Dominos thin crust. large with pepperoni and veggies is only 1600 calories. They got a deal (on their website, gotta go to the menu and click it after adding pizza to cart) makes it 9.99. They also let you round up your order to donate to St. Judes Hospital.

      I was strict about dieting for a long time, no pizza for years, because I wanted that six pack. I got that six pack. Immediately afterwards, I ate a whole pizza. The flood gates opened. I ended up eating like 6000 calories everyday for 2 weeks. Got sad at my bloated body without a six pack. Got back to my 1200 calorie workout everyday diet. Three days of that, weighed myself, the whole adventure only gained me 5 lbs. Would do again.

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