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🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 2 days ago

Anon was a cub scout

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Anon was a cub scout

🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 2 days ago
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  • MutantTailThing@lemmy.world
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    Imagine you’re just minding your snake business when some mouthbreather turns your ass into a makeshift helicopter and explodes your head on a tree.

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    So long gay Bowser.

    • lessthanluigi@lemmy.sdf.org
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      This is too good of a comment

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    !ThatHappened@your.instance

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    Everybody in scouting knows you don’t wait until it gets dark to collect your firewood or pitch your tent.

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      Everyone knows you shouldn’t, but sometimes you have to. Sometimes you don’t get to your camp site until dark, and you just have to make do.

      It doesn’t sound like that’s what happened in this story though, assuming it’s true at all (it isn’t).

    • arrow74@lemmy.zip
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      I can’t tell you how many times I did both of those though. Never by plan of course, but it happened

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    Fake: Snake active at night

    Gay: Played with a “snake” until it’s head exploded

    • TubularTittyFrog@lemmy.world
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      you forgot the fact it was in front of a crowd of other men.

      • Tomtits@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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        Ah yes, good point

      • mnemonicmonkeys@sh.itjust.works
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        Aome men, mostly boys. Which honestly just makes it worse

    • Čauky Mňauky@lemmy.zip
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      The dreaded trouser snake, it must have been.

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    fake: op left house

    gay: op in scouts

  • HonoraryMancunian@lemmy.world
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    Aww poor snek :(

    • TubularTittyFrog@lemmy.world
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      another victim of toxic masculinity

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    My mother asked my sister if she was trans because a cub scout leader molested her.

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      Wow that’s certainly a link to make.

      Is it a known fact that a cub scout leader molested your sister, or did your mother reverse-engineer all that from the transness?

      • cyan_mess@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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        A pretty common link to make, for conservatives. They think being queer is unnatural, but some of them also love their kids and are unable to think of them as a morally corrupt “other” like their propaganda teaches them. The way to resolve that tension is to conclude that their child’s “deviation” isn’t the fault of the child, but rather was “forced upon them” through sexual abuse.

      • Apytele@sh.itjust.works
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        2nd (afaik)

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          What the actual fuck is wrong with your “mother”?

          I am aware that is no way to speak about someone’s family, but my dude… What the fuck?!

          • Apytele@sh.itjust.works
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            so, so many things

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      That’s how you become a trans person, wow

      • WhyIHateTheInternet@lemmy.world
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        That’s how you become a *boy scout

        • SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml
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          AMAC assigned male at camp

        • America@sh.itjust.works
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          Can confirm :(

      • TubularTittyFrog@lemmy.world
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        I was never in scouts. Guess I missed out.

        My gfs still ask me if I’m gay though.

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      Holy shit your sister wins worst parent of the year

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      Haha lol no, it was the priest, the cub scout leader was nailing dad, thought you knew that?

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    Greentexts hits like nothing else does.

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    Every time they say his nickname he chuckles slightly, then frowns and mutters under his breath “more like snake harmer”

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    Swinging a snake until its head exploded? Anon was clearly abused.

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      It was the smacking it against the tree part that made its head explode.

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      OP has repressed their childhood trauma.

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    Anon is based

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      carbon-based

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