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OriginEnergySux@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 13 hours ago

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OriginEnergySux@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 13 hours ago
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    4 hours ago

    Maybe dont dox peoples number plates

    • tetris11@feddit.uk
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      I saw a car recently which resembled the plates OB56GYN, which was made me wonder if thay person was a doctor.

      I also saw a BY33EEE resemblance, which I thought was hilarious

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      What harm can be done with a number plate, something that’s visible on the outside of the car anyway?

      • davetortoise@reddthat.com
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        Because it’s associated with someone’s name and profession here, which isn’t publicly available information

  • Knock_Knock_Lemmy_In@lemmy.world
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    3 hours ago

    Christ on a bike!

  • BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today
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    7 hours ago

    Everybody needs a side hustle these days.

  • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.social
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    10 hours ago

    Can’t be Christ. Christ drives a Honda Accord, he just doesn’t like to talk about it. Read John 12:49.

    • JustPlainDave@lemmy.zip
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      9 hours ago

      Can’t be his dad either, as he drives a Plymouth.

  • Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca
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    12 hours ago

    I thought Christ drove an Accord?

    • TheMinions@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      12 hours ago

      I was 25 minutes too late! Gah!

      (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻

      • saltesc@lemmy.world
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        Oof. That’s gonna be $34 Christ bucks.

    • Signtist@bookwyr.me
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      10 hours ago

      Nah, he had such a bad experience with it that he doesn’t want to talk about it.

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    That 2 minute limit is probably why we haven’t seen him solve more of the world’s problems.

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    Passenger: So… is your name actually Christ? Is it short for Christopher or Christian or something?

    Driver: I’ll be honest. I’m an Ecuadorian named Jesus. I just don’t want ICE to kidnap me

    • Noel_Skum@sh.itjust.works
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      There’s a rugby player called Christ - commentators call him a sound more like Chris and then add a t at the end… “Chrissed” as an approximation.

      • Leviathan@lemmy.world
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        Bassist for Nirvana’s name was Krist, pronounced the same way, basically how I assume the driver’s name in the OP was pronounced too.

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    12 hours ago

    And he will only wait for 2 minutes

  • Deacon@lemmy.world
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    9 hours ago

    Blasphemy - no one knows the day or hour.

    • hansolo@lemmy.today
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      No one does. It just says "now. "

      What now? Now now? Or just now? Did I miss it? It’s been a few seconds.

      Ugh, oh Christ.

    • troglodytis@lemmy.world
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      For all those that celebrate

      • Benign@fedia.io
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        Fun day. Worst website I have visited in many months though.

  • Mulligrubs@lemmy.world
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    Ha yeah, that’s Jesus’s brother, Barry Christ.

    He’s kind of a dick

  • Sailor Anarres@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    11 hours ago

    Even he has to participate in the gig economy.

  • troglodytis@lemmy.world
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    8 hours ago

    You were expecting a mule?

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      No no, that’s Jesus, he is a drug mule for the cartel. He drives a Chevy Suburban. Great for moving bricks of cocaine.

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