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Godric@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 11 天前

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Godric@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 11 天前
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  • kboos1@lemmy.world
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    11 天前

    Did you have a stroke?

    Should someone call an ambulance?

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      11 天前

      Quick, call a Bondulance!

      "The bond's Name. James Name" "Pleased to... what?" "Bond Name's the james" "Are you alright?" "Bames Nond's having a stronk, call a Bondulance"

      • MacN'Cheezus@lemmy.today
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        10 天前

        Bondulance dispatched

    • Godric@lemmy.worldOP
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      11 天前

      I don’t think I have been making quite a name for that but it’s a very nice and nice place!

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    I not that be like he do that like see his friend not that with do and have a boyfriend who yes didn’t with them and he.

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      11 天前

      My sex daily had a brain while reading this stroke.

  • hoshikarakitaridia@lemmy.world
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    11 天前

    These are definitely some of the words one can write.

    Not quite the right order, not yet a sentence but you’re getting close. Be careful or I might even comprehend your communication.

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      Well, words are when you don’t want to see more than that I don’t know

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        Your aversion to content in multiple iterations of expression amazes me

  • Scott@sh.itjust.works
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    11 天前

    https://sopuli.xyz/c/aneurysmposting

    • Godric@lemmy.worldOP
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      11 天前

      Thank0

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    11 天前

    deleted by creator

    • QuinnyCoded@sh.itjust.works
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      11 天前

      what makes you say it’s slop?

      • Sergio@piefed.social
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        10 天前

        The number on the stove clock and the labels on the bottles in the back look weird. also the way the egg box is on the stovetop. Is it not slop?

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          Doesn’t look even a little bit AI

        • KarfiolosHus@discuss.tchncs.de
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          10 天前

          This meme has been reposted so many times, I wouldn’t be surprised that it has voting rights

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            10 天前

            I stand, corrected.

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  • Snot Flickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    Why are the eggs on the stove? Didn’t anyone learn not to put flammable things on a stovetop? Stupid LLM.

    • AscendantSquid@lemmy.world
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      If you don’t put flammable things on the stove, how’re ya gonna cook em???

  • the_swagmaster@lemmy.zip
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    11 天前

    I always have this question too 🤔

  • Grostleton@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    11 天前

    You am no real super sand

    • Godric@lemmy.worldOP
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      11 天前

      Listen you don’t have a good evening to worry I will be there in the far from you tomorrow

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        I be some for that 🙏 ☝️

  • Dr. Wesker@lemmy.sdf.org
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    I’d dump her because those aren’t cage-free eggs.

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      How do you know?

      • Dr. Wesker@lemmy.sdf.org
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        11 天前

        By the picture caption.

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          11 天前

          You understood what that said?

          • Dr. Wesker@lemmy.sdf.org
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            11 天前

            girl like this probably wdym?

            • Dreamcatcher@lemmy.zip
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              11 天前

              Skibidi toilet?

  • reader@lemmy.zip
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    you should not use the stove as a counter

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      Wym if he then counter with he then egg stove than higher she would now floor boys with his there.

  • bennypr0fane@discuss.tchncs.de
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    Yes, garmmar.

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    11 天前

    Jumble grand. Up and loose and heavy treats sandwich.

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