Pew Pew
That was exactly what popped into my head :)
Quick “dewfff dewfff” here
My colon also makes laser sounds (I had beans for lunch) ://
Are planning to hold dump for a while?
Https is actually the sound you make just before you sneeze, but then the sneeze goes away. :// is an emoji of the face you make
The colon is the bullet holes from the finger guns.
Fun fact, the colon makes a fart sound.
Those two laser beams protect the internet. I remember the panic when Russia breeched one in the 90s. It was chaos until a patch was released. For a while we were writing http:/// just to keep the internet safe.
Those aren’t lasers they are whacks, it’s whack whack
Wacks go from up to down. Do they are \
Who let these ducks in here?
Hony Tawks Total Pro Skater: The sequel
Yeah I did.
Sucker didn’t see it coming when I wrecked him and his skateboard.
And it was even funnier the second time.
I would done some of your signature moves on him, like:
- The 9000
- Iced Chair
- Betto Gird
- Rough it She-wind
- Hipple Treeflip
And there I was thinking it was h_t p_ss on those slanting wall deflectors.
hat pass
hut puss
pspsps come out yer hut
But does it need //deflectors?
Is lemmy. Can spell hot
Can spell piss too, but only if talking about band
www doesn’t mean “world wide web,” it means “wet and wild wildebeests”







