“But remember, I’m the only one who took the test. You know, the aptitude test or whatever the hell they call it. I took it— when I did— every time I do a physical— I take a mental test. And I’ve aced it. WHERE’S MY DOCTOR? Is he around, I travel with more doctors than any human. If people get sick in the audience, they don’t— do— they leave him alone. You know what they call him? Collateral damage. If that person right over there, he looks like shit actually. He looks— he looks like he’s ready to have a heart attack. If he actually had a heart attack, you know what they would do? They would leave him alone.” 

The stupid shit thinks he’s been taking an ‘aptitude’ test. He’s not — it’s a brain damage test. And if you’re being asked to take one every time you have a checkup, it’s because your doctor has an excellent reason to suspect you have brain damage.

Don’t you love the way Donny boasts about acing his dementia test, and then careens wildly into the kind of incoherent anecdote that only a dementia sufferer would tell? Way to connect with your audience, you rotting dumbfuck. People can’t afford food. They can’t afford housing. They can’t afford basic goods and services.

Above all, no one can afford healthcare — and this out-of-touch nincompoop is bragging about how he has all the doctors in the world, and you don’t. What in the actual fuck?

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    Trump is the perfect reflection of all conservatives. They’ve proudly chosen him as their best representative for over a decade now. And today, they still refuse to limit him in any way.

    Trump is conservatism incarnate. He is them.

    When evil morons tell you who they are, believe them.

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    This can’t be real???

    Trump: ‘Even though I have the resources to help you, and they’re right here, if you were literally dying and I didn’t need those resources at all, then I would just let you die.’

    MAGA: ‘Woo! Yes please daddy.’

    Like, we know he doesn’t care about his voters but seriously?

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      Is there a collection of all these on video? I feel like in 20 generations if we didn’t find this is the fermi paradox, this will be imporatnt to preserve.

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    Trump: “I hate you.”

    Crowd: “Hell yeah! Tell 'em!!”

    Trump: “I hate all of you. Fucking losers.”

    Crowd: “Wooooo!! Trump 2028!!!”

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    Really connecting with his base just before the midterms.

    They love it when he tells them he doesn’t give a fuck about them, and thinks they’re stupid.

    No /s. They really do seem to love it.

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      There’s one in the spotlight, he don’t look right to me,

      Get him up against the wall!

      That one looks Jewish!

      And that one’s a coon!

      Who let all of this riff-raff into the room?

      There’s one smoking a joint,

      And another with spots!

      If I had my way,

      I’d have all of you shot!

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      And you know why they tend to give those dementia tests? Because people start losing their filters and say whatever mean shit that comes to mind, and loved ones say something to the doctors. I’m guessing his whitehouse aids said some shit and he’s been taking them a couple years at least now.

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    It’s crazy that, with a few exceptions, even the most progressive, left-leaning US politicians would be considered far-far-right in the EU.

    Though it looks like in a few years that may not be the case anymore. US-funded far-right parties are catching up to their benefactors.

    Thanks for ruining everything for everybody, country founded specifically to ruin everything for everybody.

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    Person, Woman, Man, Camera, TV. Very Stable Genius. When you’re a star, they let you do it. Buttery males.

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    You know what’s worse than Trump? All the people that enable him. Anyone of them could go down in history as one of the greatest heroes…

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    It really is incredible to behold the sheer idiocy of a mass cult.

    That said if we are being realistic it’s nothing new a lot of these people also believe in an all powerful God that will torture a 18 year old murder victim in the afterlife for ETERNITY because they never asked for his forgiveness for sins you can commit by existing.

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    It has been so transparently obvious to me (and others) that he’s in the throes of dementia for years now. Still, it feels validating when the big, dumb fool starts rambling and corroborates something (travels with lots of doctors) that I knew he must do, but didn’t know-know he did. This is the problem his puppet-masters face: He’s the President, and while they can hide him in a food service cart and transfer him to a different aircraft to hide a dementia episode from the media sometimes, they can’t keep him hidden away all of the time, and the word-slurry starts spewing out of his, uh, wherever.

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    Here’s a fun game:

    Try and think of a negative description that DOESN’T fit this asshole to the letter.

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          Poor is bad to be in, shaming people for it is just pathetic. Nerds and bookworms are just more keen to educate themselves.

          Virginity is a social construct that is almost always used in a sexist manner, to both mainline genders. (I dont really feel like its used much to insult/control non-binaries and the like?) Regardless, I’d like to see it done away with personally.

          Think of all the social and cultural BS associated with young women and girls, being seen as “better” for it. Then think of how its the exact opposite for young men and unfortunately underage boys.

          Yes i’m word dumping on a post about Trump digging to new lows.

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          Yeah, at different points in my life I described myself using all of those, and not in a negative manner.