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I can hear my wife howling in the other room after sending this so I think I just gave her a new joke lmao
“Hokay so”
must always be followed by
“here’s the earth”.
Such is the law.
This reminds me of a dumb thing I do:
I go “well, you know what they say”, and then don’t say anything else.
Nobody but me has ever thought it was funny, but I get so much joy from it.I love stuff like that. “You miss 100% of the shots you take” is one of my favourites
I’m running around like a chicken with my legs cut off.
-Grayne Wretzky
I find this hilarious. Even more so if during the silence they ask me to elaborate and I mumble a completely irrelevant idiom.
Start saying the idioms wrong to spice it up
I have done that! Usually I just go, “what?”
Like they are weird for asking me.
Now here’s a man who needs no introduction
I 100% do this all the time and I think its hilarious
I do this, but if they ask “what do they say?” back you have to make something up & try to convince them it’s a real saying
I have learned a new behavior to perform in lieu of having a personality.
Isn’t that all personalities are anyway
Thing colouring page, if anyone’s interested. Sorry for the slop. I just happened to have this on my phone.
[gross AI slop body horror involving paw patrol characters]
::::I don’t know what’s more disgusting here; the body horror, the slop, or the canine cops. Either way, this should probably be spoiler tagged with a content warning
My kids daycare uses a lot of ai colouring pages. I was planning on slipping a few of these into the stack. Kids love paw patrol, so I’m sure they would be popular.
I guess I should reiterate: this is an image of NSFW body horror in a non NSFW thread, and thus I’d greatly appreciate if you spoiler tag it like so (without the / of course):
/::: spoiler [Content warning about body horror here] the image :::
Ok, done. Although I personally don’t think there’s anything nsfw about it.
While it doesn’t faze me personally, I know a lot of people struggle with this stuff and absolutely refuse to engage with it. The original dog scene certainly made me uncomfortable when I was younger
Fair enough
Technically, only Chase is a cop, the others have other jobs. But Bluey is the far more superior cartoon with talking dogs. There’s no set formula and the only cop I recall is the one that gave Frisky a speeding ticket about ten minutes ago near the juice shop.
Whenever we pass Miramira jewelry store one of us always says “Mira mira…” (translates pretty much to “would you look at that…”) to get the other one to look.
I’d be tempted to say “miramira on the wall” but idk if that’s how its pronounced
Do you know the “gatocitos” Lady? She always starts her videos with “mira mira” 🤣
https://www.instagram.com/reel/Deie8i1hhPX/?obrf=MXh1a3g4NnF1N2Zhbw%3D%3D
Beautiful accent :)
¡Señor de la Noche! 😄
So, here’s The Thing
No, here’s the Thing
In the Marvel Rivals game, when they added the Fantastic Four … there were people that kept saying things like,
“You guys played a good match, but here’s the Thing”
The blue-eyed ever lovin Thing from Yancy Street!
How do they know it’s The Thing without being able to do the blood test though?
That is so something I would do…
…if I wasn’t single
I’ve had worse boyfriends
lol I’m gonna start doing this
Okay, but why won’t anyone answer my question:
What’s this four?
He’s a keeper for sure 😄
Oh, this is perfect because it’s actually just like two posts down on my all feed from the poster of the thing.
