andros_rex@lemmy.world to Science Memes@mander.xyzEnglish · 10 months agoThis gay tortoise is older than the word “homosexual”lemmy.worldimagemessage-square73linkfedilinkarrow-up1562arrow-down112
arrow-up1550arrow-down1imageThis gay tortoise is older than the word “homosexual”lemmy.worldandros_rex@lemmy.world to Science Memes@mander.xyzEnglish · 10 months agomessage-square73linkfedilink
minus-squaredangercake@feddit.uklinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up25arrow-down3·edit-210 months agoCan we all agree to use “Sashayed in” rather than “hatched”?
minus-squaredream_weasel@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up14·edit-210 months agoThat’s probably true. But like, by weight? Surface area? Gay actions per hour vs tortoise actions per hour? Hard to nail down.
minus-squarecorsicanguppy@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·10 months agoDon’t nail tortoises down. They reeeeally hate that.
minus-squaredream_weasel@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·10 months agoWell then they shouldn’t slowly walk all over the place!
minus-squaredream_weasel@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·10 months agoAh yep. His life would be significantly more different if he stopped being a tortoise.
minus-squareViking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3arrow-down1·10 months agoI’m thinking something in a casual saunter with a touch of hip sway. Or whatever the tortoise equivalent of that is 🤷
minus-squareblazeknave@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·edit-210 months agoI want to like this bc I’m almost genx, but I think it’s sexist? What am I supposed to do in 2025?
minus-squaredangercake@feddit.uklinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·10 months agoOh you don’t stop now, you sashay harder. For all of us.
Can we all agree to use “Sashayed in” rather than “hatched”?
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That’s probably true. But like, by weight? Surface area? Gay actions per hour vs tortoise actions per hour?
Hard to nail down.
Don’t nail tortoises down. They reeeeally hate that.
Well then they shouldn’t slowly walk all over the place!
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Ah yep. His life would be significantly more different if he stopped being a tortoise.
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Perhaps he only ambled in.
I’m thinking something in a casual saunter with a touch of hip sway.
Or whatever the tortoise equivalent of that is 🤷
I want to like this bc I’m almost genx, but I think it’s sexist? What am I supposed to do in 2025?
Oh you don’t stop now, you sashay harder. For all of us.