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just dont

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…exploded like an infected haemorrhoid.

There’s a visual that’s sure to help me keep to my diet…
- Evil_Shrubbery@lemmy.zip
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  Well, texturewise, imagine it like biting & bursting a cherry tomato in your mouth …
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    Might explain why I don’t like tomatoes. I may have to re-examine liking all the things made from them, however…

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