For me, it may be that the toilet paper roll needs to have the open end away from the wall. I don’t want to reach under the roll to take a piece! That’s ludicrous!
That or my recent addiction to correcting people when they use “less” when they should use “fewer”
Eh, I disagree. The closest Saturday is either just “Saturday” or “this Saturday”, and “next Saturday” being the one after that. Otherwise, why say “next”?
Edit: but not willing to die on that hill :)