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That’s how you get hemorrhoids
Prolapse
Pinchin’ one off for my homies
Homie, enjoy your incoming hemorrhoid, you’ve earned it.
How about this - you go to the toilet when you actually want to shit, and doomscroll comfortably somewhere else?
People who don’t have kids be like
I do remember though. The before times, the long long ago …
Is that Jean Luc Picard in a three piece suit?
No, it’s Jean Luc Picard in a Professor X costume.
